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[Terrahex]

Granted, however you are so hyper you just burn out anyway and you are once again lazy.

I wish that I had a regular sandwich

[knightedskull]

Granted, however a very large man appears and right-uppercut you in the jaw.
He then eats your sandwich with his mouth open over your body.

I wish to own a fully operational Tiger Panzer.

[Tarran]

Granted, you get a real life tiger! And a panther tank, right on your head! I hope you're happy! (There is no such think as a tiger panther).

I wish the next poster's wish is corrupted.

[Terrahex]

Wish granted, however this wish is corrupted in a good way!!

I wish humanity would die

[knightedskull]

Granted.
Humans are dead. The animals are happy.
Until they realized the earth was rigged to blow should they all die out.

I wish I had the mp3 of that song Benzaie did.   
You know the one.

(where could I get it?)

[Nikov]

Granted. You now have a copy of that one song that one guy did. Unfortunately you weren't specific enough, and got the wrong one. Also nobody else is going to answer your wish and thus never reply to your secondary wish, which makes me score double with this post.

I wish I had a combat-ready Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausführung E "Tiger I".

[SolarShado]

Granted. You find the song and torrent it. The FBI track you down, search your computer, find all your pr0n. You go to jail for a looooong time. Ninja'd...

Granted. Unfortunately, somebody's definition of "combat-ready" doesn't include a full tank of gas. You go 0.2km before you run out.

I wish for great sex, not just good, great sex.

[Nikov]

You never before realized how sensual herpes boils can be.

I wish for a passing motorist to lend me some gasoline.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But the gasoline is on fire.

I wish I could wiggle my ears better

[Karnewarrior]

Granted. You are now Jackrabbit. Enjoy Austrailia, I hear their spiders have health bars!

I wish I was suave. Like a latino guy with a pony-tail, who can play guitar and knows all the right things to say.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But everyone thinks you're a douche because you play the guitar.

(i love spiders, by the way. :3)
I wish I hadn't have run out of Peanut M&Ms

[Karnewarrior]

granted. You are now Jabba-the-Hutt sized.

I wish you would stop being my wish-corrupter.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, I am your wish-currupter now! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!


I wish I had ordered Tropico 3 sometime sooner, so I would not have to wait so long time..

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But your copy is laced with anthrax.

I wish these peanut M & Ms were more abundant

[Tarran]

Granted. You get several trillion of them, you suffocate.

I wish I could have a super-computer.