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Terrahex

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5670 on: June 05, 2010, 09:45:59 am »
You get that wish, but unfortunately every other wish you wished for is unwished for in wishing for that wish you wish you wished for.
Oh yeah, I can do it too.

I wish that those skeletal carp would blow up.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5671 on: June 05, 2010, 09:48:53 am »
They do, but the shrapnel gets you in the face and you are now ugly.

I wish humanity was smarter. Not alot, just a little.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5672 on: June 05, 2010, 09:52:51 am »
Granted. Now humanity knows how to blow up their planet better and quicker.

I wish I had more gum. Unchewed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5673 on: June 05, 2010, 10:22:22 am »
You now have sugarless, tasteless gum. lucky you.

I wish I had a million wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5674 on: June 05, 2010, 10:30:40 am »
Granted. You then wish to explode violently.


I wish I could make things explode without having to be near it.
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Terrahex

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5675 on: June 05, 2010, 11:08:11 am »
granted, you get one of those tnt blowy upy things that need to be attach to something to make it explode
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5676 on: June 05, 2010, 01:54:39 pm »
I wish Terrahex had wished.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5677 on: June 05, 2010, 01:57:37 pm »
Granted, but his wish was so that you never existed, and now we have a paradox.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.
(I'm curious as to how you would corrupt this wish...)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5678 on: June 05, 2010, 02:18:03 pm »
Granted. A large cement slab appears about a mile above your house. You guess what happens next.

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« Reply #5679 on: June 05, 2010, 02:23:56 pm »
Granted. It is now dead, and you can never access it again.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that something happened.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5680 on: June 05, 2010, 04:06:11 pm »
Something does.

I wish I could ace all my exam's and not have to worry about any of them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5681 on: June 05, 2010, 04:29:51 pm »
Granted. Your exams fly like a dream now. But on your first flight together, you are shot down by communist pilots. You aced your exams, and went down with them.

I wish people would stop asking me to ERP with them.
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« Reply #5682 on: June 05, 2010, 07:50:06 pm »
Ok, but they don't because they have all died. You are now alone in the world.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5683 on: June 05, 2010, 08:21:38 pm »
Granted. They do it poorly.

I wish that I had a nickel in the bank for every post on this thread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5684 on: June 05, 2010, 10:02:59 pm »
Granted. You are 10 dollars richer.

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