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[pikachu17]

Granted. For fairness, the octopus also gets one. Plus, a quarter-staff is a two-handed weapon, so IFM can't use them at the same time.

I wish IncompetentFortressMaker would have an extra arm and hand to use the knife with.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. IFM now hears a voice in his head telling him to give blood and flesh to the arm, which also has a mouth as well as the hand

I wish one of the demons helps IFM fight the octopus

[King Zultan]

Granted, one of the demons helps, but the other ones hinder him by stabbing him several times.

I wish IFM didn't get stabbed by demons.

[Mathel]

Granted. IFM gets stabbed by the octopus.

I wish for the demons to be removed.

[pikachu17]

They are moved once more, to right behind you.

I wish that Mathel survives this.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Mathel survives, albeit without a nose.

I wish that Mathel obtains a nose.

[pikachu17]

Granted. Mathel gains your nose.
I wish that IncompetentFortressMaker regenerates their nose without taking anyone else's.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, one of the demons gives a nose to IFM, voluntarily. IFM now has a demon’s nose, and thus, smells fear and doubt.

I wish demons begin healing people instead of hurting/killing them

[Mathel]

Granted. And healing that removes matter even works fine (poison, disease, etc.). But when they heal injuries, the healed parts hurt for as long, as long it would have taken to heal the injury naturaly and nothing other than time can make the pain go away. And they do not care, healing every wound (even superficial) and bad effect on people they can detect.

I wish for the demons to use their ancient greek definition.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Everyone is now scratching their heads in confusion over the demons' change in attitude.

I wish for a marble effigy of a dwarf stabbing someone with a pickaxe.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, there is a statue of a dwarf holding a pickaxe. The statue is made of marbles made of marble

I wish healing people is simpler

[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted!  You have discovered a vast magma sea!

I wish there was someway to automate creating worlds and running Embark Assistant on them.

[Mathel]

Granted. The way exists, but it makes the generation 10 times as CPU and RAM intensive.

I wish to have a computer that could easily handle generating large worlds in such manner.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get one but its massive and costs several millions.

I wish for demons to invade Earth.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however, the countries still exist as they are, and the demons still fight amongst themselves, sadly not much has changed other than who the leaders are. Corruption still exists.

I wish that when the demons invade, corruption will end, and humans will focus on helping other humans as a whole, not just groups, and that there is peace among humans and demons