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[Naturegirl1999]

Granted! It appears embedded in their nose instead.

I wish for a masterwork armor of slime imbued with a rune of summon thweeth.

Granted, however it decides to eat you, you didn’t wish to control the creature, only to summon it

I wish everyone knows everything

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Everyone goes berserk from the strain of information overload.

I wish for everyone to no longer be berserk.

[Mathel]

Granted. Everyone is now stark raving mad.

I wish for people to no longer rave.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! The phenomenon of "dancing" becomes nonexistent.

I wish to be able to meet an alien.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted! The phenomenon of "dancing" becomes nonexistent.

I wish to be able to meet an alien.

After covid-19 subsides, business or pleasure takes you Los Angeles, where you meet not one, but hundreds of aliens.

I wish for fruit salad.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a can of fruit salad, but it expired sixteen years ago.

I wish for a non-expired can of fruit salad.

[George_Chickens]

Granted. You get a fruit salad consisting of nux vomica, ackee arils and dendrocnide moroides with the tastiest part (the thorns) still attached. Bon appetit!

I wish for death by severe torture.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! You are given death by water torture, the most pleasurable form the torturer could come up with.

I wish to construct a tower.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. You begin tower construction, eventually the tower continues adding new floors to itself and you are lost inside

I wish for the world to be procedurally generated every time someone enters rooms

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! When you walk into a bathroom to look at yourself in the mirror and see how you've fared, the world spontaneously rearranges itself and, when you walk out, you find yourself on the Moon. Have fun!

I wish for the world to be restored to the state it was in before Naturegirl1999 walked onto the Moon.

[Mathel]

Granted. Naturegirl1999 is in her bathroom, the door of which leads to Luna. This time, she checks where the door leads and waits until someone else goes into a room, thus affecting the RNG to lead her somewhere else. However, the world is still unset wherever no human is currently looking. People keep getting lost and finding themselves in totaly different places. For example, when Naturegirl exits he bathroom this time, she ends up in the White House, while IncompetentFortressMaker ends up in prison.

I wish for the world to be proceduraly regenerated using conventional topology once, then to be set and only affected by rules of physics.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! All the continents are scrambled, much to the outrage of international diplomats, who soon walk on your door demanding you to cease this madness.

I wish to escape from explosions.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. You escape fro the explosions by teleporting to a new planet, one without bombs, mostly

I wish MOOK, DIG, and Cabal crossover and take place in the same world, the real world

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Everything goes haywire as demons and demonslayers meet the general population of Earth.

I wish to know how to wield a quarterstaff effectively.

[Mathel]

Granted. Your opponent is a giant octopus and the battlefield is a shore.

I wish for IncompetentFortressMaker to be provided with a sharp Ti6Al4V knife in addition to his quarterstaff.