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[XhAPPYSLApX]

Granted. But this particular door leads to a 12-foot thick titanium wall.

I wish I had a way to wish without negative side-effects.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, nothing happens. You spoilsport.


I wish for some Fallout4-style power armor.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a fusion core and you have no way to get one.

I wish for zebra.

[KittyTac]

Granted. A zebra kicks you in the face.

I wish for kittens.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, several kittens scratches your face.

I wish for the ability to manipulate probability.

[XhAPPYSLApX]

Granted, several kittens scratches your face.

I wish for the ability to manipulate probability.

Granted, but you can only manipulate probability in increments of 0.00000000001% per 100 years.

I wish for a spicy chicken sandwich.

[Mathel]

Granted. The sandwich is so spicy, that it is inedible.

I wish for X-COM(1994) style Power Suit.

[wierd]

Granted. You get the powersuit, but batteries are not included. Also, aliens are shining a bright light through your window, and you are out of ammo. Good luck.


I wish the aliens were friendly.

[CABL]

Granted. Blorgs from Stellaris are the first to meet the humanity, and they befriend us by capturing our planet with friendly orbital bombardment and friendly plasma rifles.

I wish for a global Socialist state to be established, so that they'll purge the weeb trash from this planet.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Unfortunatelyt, the "weebs" actually fight back. With Gundam mechs!
The Global Socialist Stater crumbles as "weebs" take over and establishes their own global state.


I wish people would stop labeling each other with silly words.

[Osmium]

Granted. People shall now label one another with serious words instead. Rather than loser, washout. Rather than fatty boom-boom, obese.

I wish instead of being judgmental, I'd be able to accept people for their flaws.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you except everyone's flaws, but no one else does and they all become super judgmental of everything that isn't like themselves.

I wish zebra.

[Mathel]

Granted. All your thoughts are zebra. You die of thirst, because instead of drinking water, you try to zebra a zebra.

I wish for an adamantine pavise to block the Blorg plasma fire with.

[Coolrune206]

Granted. The Adamantine Pavise is somehow both alive and sentient, and experiences excruciating pain as it blocks the Blorg Plasma fire. It is also apparently telepathic, as its screams plague your thoughts for the rest of your life.

I wish for a nice day tomorrow.

[XhAPPYSLApX]

Granted, but tomorrow is so nice, that you die from a heart attack due to being way too happy and excited.

I wish for the ability to smell colors.