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[Mathel]

Granted. IQ is (logic skills)/(physical age)*100 [in years]. Your mental abilities are unchanged, but your body is transformed into an infant and forced to stay that way.

I wish for a Summon Clannfear for 30s spell, as it would work in Morrowind.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but they still use the dice to hit system, unlike everyone else.

I wish that Morrowind ran on Windows 10 from the disk I have.

[Caz]

Granted, but the disk refuses to ever be removed from the pc. Now you can only Morrowind. Morrowind forever.


I wish for this damn wireless mouse to work.

[KittyTac]

Granted. The wireless mouse gets a job.

I wish for kittens.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have acquired 50 !!Kittens!!. They are all on your bed.

I wish for a single living unharmed puppy.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but the puppy appears inside your chest, replacing your lungs.

I wish there was no such thing as money.

[CABL]

Granted, but it's because you've eaten all the money. You die from destroyed digestion tract, and you plunge the world into anarchy.

I wish for mooskles.

[Enemy post]

Granted, but you look exactly like this.

I wish to build Jurassic Park.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but the exact events that caused it to collapse in the first place unfold in your park as well.

I wish for a pet rock that cannot kill me.

[wierd]

Granted. Your pet rock has an astronomical designation, and is in orbit between Mars and Jupiter.  As a bonus, you are guaranteed to be too poor to ever get anywhere close enough for this object to ever harm you.


I wish the modern world was not so stressful.

[King Zultan]

Granted, as people cause most of the stress someone would experience, it was decided that the best way to remove the stress they cause was by killing them all.

I wish there were ten billion zebras on Earth.

[KittyTac]

Granted. They are all in your house. The resulting matter compression causes the atoms in their bodies to fuse together, producing an effect equivalent to a huge fusion bomb. You (along with half of your city) are incinerated in the ensuing explosion.

I wish for one kitten that won't harm me in any way.

[CABL]

Granted, but it's hostile towards your family members and strangers. It scratches and bites literally everyone else.

I wish for the people to love each other, so that the world becomes a better place to live.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted, but then everyone betrays each other, and gets fed up with this world.

I wish for a football.

[bloop_bleep]

You magically obtain the nuclear football. You are quickly captured and killed by the CIA.

I wish for a baseball.