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[Dunamisdeos]

Cyne-wolf is spared, but apparently offering verbal gratitude is enough to turn a person to ash as a side effect of the previous wish. His fate is now infinity-dust.

I wish for a counteraction to the infinity gauntlet.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you won't learn it until the next movie.

I wish for a weapon to surpass metal gear.

[Rockeater]

Granted, you get a bigger metal gear, Which metal gear? all of them, including this one, the entire know universe now is a metal gear, we are all dead.

I wish killing humanity wasn't the easiest way to currupt wishes

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. Humanity is exterminated, which means it's no longer possible to kill them to corrupt wishes. You'll have to find some other more difficult way to do it now.

I wish that humans were all turned into bees.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, bzzbzzzbrrzzbzz

I wish for bzzzbzzzbzzbrrtbzzz

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. [A complicated waggling dance to show you where to find what you wished for transpires here.]

Now that we are all bees, we have all we could wish for in our simple lives. Therefore, there is no longer a need for this thread. However, for old time's sake, I wish for delicious nectar.

[Rockeater]

Granted, the nectar distract us from the wasps that start killing hives

I wish that the wasps were gone.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, they are replaced by Giant Monsters.

I wish for Bee Mecha to fight the Giant Monsters with.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, we build a giant human out of beeswax, and call it something anime like Mobile Hive Armageddon. However in operating it our individual bee wills are subsumed into a genuine hive mind that permeates the structure.

With my last ounce of individual will, I wish for our sacrifice to not be in vain.

[Neoexdeath]

However in operating it our individual bee wills are subsumed into a genuine hive mind that permeates the structure.

(So, basically we all become normal bees?)

Granted, we defeat the giant monsters with our Mobile Hive Armageddon in an epic anime battle that lasts for 20 episodes. Unfortunately, with it's last breath, one of the monsters manages to squash our Queen, leaving us as an empty dying husk.

I wish for someone else to become the Queen.

[WillowLuman]

(I mean to be honest a normal bee probably only perceives its own needs and instincts, a beehive is only as much a hive mind as any other social grouping)

Granted, the dark reign of Queen Me begins.

The Queen demands an expansion of bee horizons.

[Mathel]

Granted. Be horizons are expanded by building higher observation platforms. Oh wait, bees can fly.

I wish be bear repellent.

[hops]

Granted, bears find us repulsive and wreck our hives to exterminate bees.

I wish for new hives.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but the bears destroy that hive to.

I wish the bears were dead.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, a cloud of evil parasitic wasps bursts from the chest of every bear in the world. Now we have wasps again, and they're worse.

I wish our swarm were strong enough to defeat the wasps without having to summon something even weirder in the process.