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[Stirk]

Granted. They turn into trees but still retain their sentient mind and mobility. They gain a massively expanded lifespan, the ability to perform photosynthesis solving world hunger, and immunity to many of our old diseases.

Except for you, because you don't get anything. Neener neener.

I wish to have any skill I want whenever I want it.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but life is boring and without challenge now.

I wish that this wish would bring the apocalypse.

[Imic]

Granted, but the apocalypse was caused by you posting before the person who granted it who had written a paragraph for the previous wish, the apocalypse was for you only, and it just an eternity of you being tortured.

I wish tht Lord of The Rings Online had an influx of new players who were actually jnowledgeable about the subject matter, were willing to do roleplaying, and not the erotic kind, and weren't all edgy or annoying.

[Paxiecrunchle]

GRANTED BUT THEY ALL WANT TO BECOME RADAGAST for no good reason.

I wish to have perfect hair, even as a walking tree.

[Gigabytebob]

granted but it grows at a rapid pace you are soon entangled by your hair and are helplessly stuck laying there for someone to come along and help you

i wish for dem big animu tiddies 

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you get large orbs fused to your feet.

I wish for cake.

[Gigabytebob]

granted you try to slice into the cake it starts screaming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsCnaxzsquk

i wish for a super ultra mega uber death gun

[Andres]

Granted. Now everyone thinks you're trying to compensate for something.

I wish to be a king.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but the Roman Senate of 133BC beats you to death with pieces of furniture, after screaming "He wants to be kiiiiiiinngg!!"

I wish that well wishers would have their wishes granted.

[Stirk]

Granted. A giant plankton crushes the town.

I wish that communism would be eradicated.

[TD1]

Granted. Communism is eradicated. Many nations which say they are communist are still around, though. Strange....

I wish for an incorruptible world.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. It exist somewhere out there.


I wish for a paradox.

[Stirk]

Granted. You get doxed twice.

I wish for a giant robot covered in guns.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted. You realize you didn't say it had to be friendly, right?

GONBOAT DIPLOMACY BOT

HEALTH:++++++++++
FIREPOWER:++++++++++
KNOWN INTEL:

I wish for you fools to be my entertainment. Bwahaha!

[Paxiecrunchle]

I wish the gunboat diplomacy bot was loyal to me and everyone on my contacts list(s).