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[Madman198237]

You get your clams, but they're all stolen by Helen of Troy.

Which one, we're not sure.


I wish for a cosmic do-over.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but during the Cosmic Do-Over, everyone gets turned into Helen of Troy.

I wish that since I have to be a female figure from Hellenic mythology I was Athene instead.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you become 'Athene' a villager girl who gets fed to a minotaur.

I wish for everything to return to normal.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, life becomes normal by the standards of Hellenic mythology. You get impregnated by Zeus cause he thinks you're hot.

I wish it was winter.

[Paxiecrunchle]

granted, however winter conditions drop below -100 degrees farenheight outside and even mercury freezes a massive gale covers the area in which you currently live for eight consectutive days, life becomes slightly difficult.

I wish my alien son could turn me into a MALE version of this Helen of troy person.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, a war is still fought over you in which your lover and countless others die though.

I wish for a candle.

[Mathel]

Granted. A wild Litwick appeared. You have no pokémon. The Litwick consumes your soul.

I wish to fight in the war from previous comment survive it and also survive the return home.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You are however stuck in a Groundhog's Day type of loop, and have to experience everything over and over and.. you get where I'm going with this.


I wish to be a bit more creative and sadistic with the wishes I grant.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but the more creative and sadistic you get, the more they apply to you too.

I wish for a handphone.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, your hand becomes a cordless telephone, have fun.


I wish to be able to achieve my romantic fantasies without anyone dying or becoming horribly mangled.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but the subject who you are allowed to practice these fantasies on is distinctly not the sex/gender/species/condition of bodily functions you are after.

I wish that Ultimuh has to be nice to people for his next 2 wish grants, and then is as aggresively nasty as he can be, but he cannot grant, wish then grant his own wish, being nice to himself.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You are cuddled to death, nicely.

I wish for puppies in Cyne-Wulf's home.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. You visit Cyne-Wulf's home, but suddenly have a litter of puppies. How did that happen, you wonder?

I wish for power beyond mortal imagining.

[Mathel]

Granted. Everyone has it. It is even easy to use, you just have to imagine yourself using it. But, you, being mortal, by definition can not.

I wish to be able to harness the power of imagination of mortals.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, but the subject who you are allowed to practice these fantasies on is distinctly not the sex/gender/species/condition of bodily functions you are after.

I wish that Ultimuh has to be nice to people for his next 2 wish grants, and then is as aggresively nasty as he can be, but he cannot grant, wish then grant his own wish, being nice to himself.

Being Pansexual and willing to go at most things of remotely humanoid shape I assume you just shoved jellyfish into my pants :<