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[Puppyguard]

Granted, everyone rushes for nuclear weapons platforms to 'entertain' TalonisWolf.

I wish people would not skip granting wishes.

[pikachu17]

Granted, Instead they skip making wishes.

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
As punishment for trying to circumvent the rules, both of you are instantly transferred to the room where all the robots scream at you.
Normally you would spend 10 years in there. But since there are two of you, the time spent is bumped up to 20.
Wait.. Make it 30 years, because Paxiecrunchle will be joining you.


I wish people like this will be properly punished from now on.

[pikachu17]

(I was doing it as part of the wish-granting. Is Paxie the other person being punished.)
Granted, they are told three horrible puns, in order to be punished.

I wish that I was out of the robot-screaming room.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. From now on, people like you - a perfectly valid referent of "this" in your sentence - will be properly punished. As the first of many, many elements of your punishment, your fingernails now grow backward into your fingers, permanently ingrown and worsening forever. If you think that's bad, wait until you see what's going to happen with your hair.Okay, since you got in the way of Ultimuh's punishment, that punishment happens to you instead, but at least you're not in the robot-screaming room anymore.

I wish to know how proto-Indo-European was pronounced.

[Ultimuh]

(I was doing it as part of the wish-granting. Is Paxie the other person being punished.)

(Yes. You, Paxie and Puppyguard.)
(Puppyguard is punished for being caught in the middle of the crossfire.)
(Nothing personal.)
(Everyone else, ignore this post of mine. Because I am not granting or making a wish.)
(Grant the wish of the person above this post.)

[Stirk]

Granted. Its pronounced like this.

I wish to be able to focus better.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but only when drinking fluids. (you can drain every single drop now!)

I wish for a pair of earmuffs.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. But they won't stop the sound of screaming robots.


I wish for another paradox.
Not what I got before, but an actual paradox.

[GigaGiant]

Granted. Your parents never met. You were never born, which means you never made that wish.

I wish that I had a clone who would never betray me.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. A cricket is cloned, and given to you as a pet. As it lacks the cognitive ability to hold allegiance, it is unable to betray you.

I wish for some soup.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You spill the hot soup in your own lap.


I too wish for soup. But unspillable soup.

[Dunamisdeos]

GRANTED. Your soup is frozen, permanently. Since its physical state cannot change you cannot even lick it to thaw. Also, you drop it in your lap, bruising your legs.

I wish for a friendly pet bear that cannot hurt a human.

[AzyWng]

Granted. However, this friendly pet bear, like any other bear, eats.

A lot.

You quickly wind up going into the red over the course of a few weeks trying to sustain its caloric intake.

I wish people wouldn't wish for exotic pets.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, instead they wish for millions of regular pets, which quickly consume all food available causing mass world hunger.

I wish for ideas!