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[NathanBros]

Granted, but someones starts a fire and BOOM!

I wish a small BOOM.

[Maegil]

Granted, you get a sail boat boom. A toy sail boat's boom, but a nice one.

(You get the sternmost pole. They're technically both spars, but the spars attached to the mast by a gooseneck are called booms.)


I wish I wouldn't constantly forget that in English those foresails are called jibs, not focs.

[Stirk]

Granted! You found out that the only way to win the game is to not play!

I wish people would stop forgetting to put their wishes.

[Maegil]

Granted, you reminded me.

I wish I wouldn't forget to put in my wish.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you won't from now on.
You however forget something else, but aren't sure exactly what though. It's probably not something important.. ... ..is it?


I wish I had a pizza right now.. Or anything edible that I might like. Cause I'm hungry.

[Maegil]

You do have a pizza. Anchovies with strawberry jam and spinach. Enjoy!

I wish it wasn't too late to start cooking without risking falling asleep with the pots on the stove.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. you fall alsleep with your head in the pot instad

i wish ouy lelsh eid

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, you summoned Cthulu's sister as she was taking a shower. "Ouy lelsh eid", indeed.

I wish for there to be more good fan fics than bad without lowering the standards of those judging, readingor writing the fics.

[Maegil]

Granted, Sturgeon's law is broken and the world is overwhelmed by a massive amount of most excellent fanfic on that sparkly vampires thing that shall not be named.

I wish Terry Pratchett hadn't died.

[Gwolfski]

I wish Terry Pratchett hadn't died.

*Not a corruption* I wish that too.

[crazyabe]

Granted, he's just in a coma.

I Wish I Was better at corrupting wishes.

[Maegil]

Granted, you get a copy of "Corrupting Wishes For Dummies" and improve your wish-corrupting abilities by 0.73%.

I wish Tolkien had finished that book about the Fourth Age.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it is however rather bad compared to his other works.

I wish George R.R. Martin would live forever.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, he goes insane and kills everyone who has ever read his books, thus the human race was reduced to a million people scattered across the planet.

I wish I was incorruptible.

[Maegil]

Granted. Since power corrupts, you are also utterly powerless - so much that you can't even move or get others to help, and end up starved dead in a puddle of your own dejects.

I wish I had more "Will to Power".