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[S34N1C]

Granted. You have so much of it that you decide to run for an important office, but someone doesn't like your policies and assassinates you.


I wish I would stop chewing my lip.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you have however found out how to chew on your eyes, which of course left you blind.

I Wish for a Chocolate bar.

[Gentlefish]

Sure thing. It's 100% cacao bean, however, and bitter as heck.

I wish for free college.

[Shoruke]

yayA!! you gets to go to TEMMIE COOLEG and lern much DEEP HISTORIES!
Unfortunately, in addition to being boring and devoid of content, the whole thing is spoiler'd.

I wish for the world to be a better place!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Nobody is in it.

I wish to find love

[Gentlefish]

Granted. After years of research, you find out why others love. You do not have this essential thing.

I wish I didn't eat so much pizza.

[Maegil]

Ninja'd by a page change and several posts...

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you never ate any pizza and never will enjoy the delicious taste of one. Or any variations of pizzas ever.

I wish Maegil didn't get Ninja'd.

[Maegil]

Granted, let me get my knife and we'll solve that lip problem.
((BTW, Will to Power doesn't necessarily include a wish to rule; in fact that wish is often a display of one's insecurities and weakness.

"I have found strength where one does not look for it: in simple, mild, and pleasant people, without the least desire to rule—and, conversely, the desire to rule has often appeared to me a sign of inward weakness: they fear their own slave soul and shroud it in a royal cloak (in the end, they still become the slaves of their followers, their fame, etc.) The powerful natures dominate, it is a necessity, they need not lift one finger. Even if, during their lifetime, they bury themselves in a garden house!"))

I wish the people's mental landscape was wider and more colourlul - through education and intellectual pursuits, not drugs.

[Shoruke]

Granted. The newly-enhanced imagination of the people enraptures them, and they starve to death happily.

I wish for a railgun.

[Maegil]

I wish the people were ready for anarchy as a functional political system.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You get a Gun that Shoots Rails at you.


I Wish I had All The Cash in the World.
Granted. Everyone is Dead Ten Days Later.

I Wish for Booze.

[Maegil]

Granted. Try bumming some from my avatar (at own risk).

I want to open this fresh bottle here... Oops, that was a self-fulfilling wish!

[Shoruke]

The bottle is fresh, but its contents are congealed pork grease.

I wish for superpowers!

[TalonisWolf]

You have the power to see the future, it drives you to insanity and you get locked up in an insane asylum.

I wish I was an Asylum.