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[crazyabe]

Granted you are, but only in hell

I wish i had Psychic & psychotic powers 

[SOLDIER First]

Granted. You are now Psycho Mantis. Have fun!
I wish people would stop getting so butthurt about Snake switching voices in the new MGS.

[crazyabe]

Granted they are dead you monster


I wish i was "Bat" man

[SOLDIER First]

Granted. You now have mouths for eyes and they're constantly shrieking.
I wish Earth's Shenron could resurrect more than one person at a time.

[crazyabe]

Granted, but only as undead that hunger for living flesh.


I wish all form games were played in the same thread

[SOLDIER First]

Granted. It goes as well as you'd expect, i.e. it's a fucking mess.
I wish people just, like, wouldn't.

[NJW2000]

They don't and you, can't even,

I wish that I could decide between abandoning my ISG and making an RTD or not.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted. The decision requires you ascend to a higher plane of existence, and someone takes away the ladder. You're stuck now.
I wish I could fly.

[crazyabe]

Granted you do neither, you feel compelled to create and run 22 games, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE


I wish i had sevon dragon balls

Granted you fly from a catapult


I wish i had seven dragon balls

[SOLDIER First]

NINJAD, wrong wish.
Granted! You now have sevon dragon balls. Unfortunately, this not being Sevon, you can't use them.
I wish for pie.

[crazyabe]

Granted its syringe pie with broken glass wiped cream
I wish i had a NWJ2000 glove

[SOLDIER First]

Granted. The original NWJ2000 kills you and takes it back.
I wish

[NJW2000]

Granted. But the bearer of the true invisitext is cursed for all eternity.

I wish that I didn't have to look up l33tsp34k online when playing Go.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. You don't have to look it up, because it's the only language you speak.

I wish that I didn't have to grind for healing items in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate.

[heydude6]

Granted, all healing items have been removed from the game, enjoy the no-damage run.

I wish it didn't take me so long to update my forum games.