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[crazyabe]

Granted you only exist in dwarf fortress, And the person after you gets one incorruptible wish.


I Wish i was the president.


I wish i had a genie.

[Lenglon]

Doubly Granted. First you become the president, but you then become a genie, bound to do nothing but grant the wishes of those that possess you, and unable to exert your own will, for eternity.
Hope you had a good VP!

I wish I could ride balloons everywhere I go.

[crazyabe]

Doubly Granted. First you become the president, but you then become a genie, bound to do nothing but grant the wishes of those that possess you, and unable to exert your own will, for eternity.
Hope you had a good VP!

I wish I could ride balloons everywhere I go.

Granted but thats because you are now a balloon, too you pop yourself with a pin that was in your pocket before the change took place.


I wish i had an alien computer & a universal translator book

[Stirk]

Granted, but it is rule 34. You could use it, but you would be banished forever.

I wish to be able to control the weather!

[crazyabe]

Granted but you can only call lightning on your self


I wish i had a dimensional translator

[Stirk]

Granted! You get a camera that translates 3 dimensional images into 2 dimensional ones. That is to say, a normal camera.

I wish to rule the world, perfectly, for all eternity!

[crazyabe]

Granted you dont exist


I wish people would remember to W I S H

[Stirk]

Granted, but they aren't people on this thread.

((...Wish not placed to make the joke work.))

You do realize images aren't 3 dimensional?

That is the lie the Communist tell you, trying to take the third dimension for themselves.

[crazyabe]

Granted you dont exist


I wish people would remember to W I S H on this thread

[Lenglon]

Granted, but they aren't people on on this thread right now.

((...Wish not placed to make the joke work.))

[Megggas]

.....

I wish that I knew how to properly grant non-wishes.

[crazyabe]

Granted you copy my previous answer and fix it, also thats all you can do


I wish that worked

[Gentlefish]

That worked!! ...Whatever -that- was, anyway. It probably wasn't good.

I wish I had better work ethic.

[SOLDIER First]

You work yourself to the bone... Literally!
Looks like this is THE END for you, Mr. Workaholic. [Goosebumps Choose-Your-Own-Adventure intensifies]

I wish I was less socially anxious.

[crazyabe]

Granted, because you cant be anxious when you have a bullet in your mind


I wish the zerg existed