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[vkiNm]

Granted, the Zerg existed.

They existed. Consumed worlds, spread throughout the galaxy and the next.
Nothing is safe anymore. The Swarm is coming.

Good job.

I wish Fast foods wouldn't taste so bad.

[SOLDIER First]

where's your WISH
i wish people would wish more

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted, but it's not the people in this thread
((perpetuating jokes for fun and laziness))

[crazyabe]

Granted you dont exist


I wish This wish had to be answered ten times

[SOLDIER First]

It is.
But not in this universe.
I wish microtransactions didn't exist.

[Stirk]

Granted! They are now nanotransactions, and they are absolutely everywhere.

I wish I could have a reloading bench in my dorm room.

[SOLDIER First]

You do.
Unfortunately, the minimum requirement for anything is 20 Repair, which greatly outmatches your measly N/A Repair, as you have no relevant stats to generate a Repair skill from - after all, this isn't Fallout.

I wish Big Boss wasn't such a jerk.

[Stirk]

Granted. You live the rest of your life wish-less and uncorrupted, having discovered that the only way to win was to not wish.

Granted. He is dead now, you ninja editor. Corpses are rarely jerks.

I wish Sentient Bowtie would know about the real-life hobby of reloading ammunition.

[SOLDIER First]

Your wish cannot be granted. The one called Sentient Bowtie already knows of this.
I wish for fish.

[DAPARROT]

Granted,you are in a shark tank

I wish that people would leave the rainforests alone

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, they also continue to leave it alone during the eventual Orang Utan uprising of 2050.

I wish that orcas are tropical whales.

[crazyabe]

Granted they fly in tropical forests... is That one trying to land on you?


I wish I was alive three years after toady finished dwarf fortress!

[NJW2000]

"In the middle future age, due to cryogenic technology, in the three thousand and eighty second year of the reign of our immortal emprorer Toady One the Great, Imperial Galactic news is proud to announce the discovery in one of the primitive cryogenic pods an early, underdeveloped human with practically no psionic, telekinetic or psychic abilities, but still deserving of our salvation due to his not entirely popular at the time but truly admirable choice to play Dwarf Fortress, the holiest of all communes with our God-emprorer. Though now he is a vastly inferior being, and everything he has ever know or loved is dead and gone, he may be satisfied to experience the true glory of the finished Dwarf Fortress, now more detailed than reality itself.

  "And now over to Claren, who will discuss the 3 year anniversary of the finished simulation, and the bumpy three thousand year journey of game development, foulest necromancy and intergalactic domination the gave Toady the time and resources to finally finish the game..."

I wish that I get to be in the Imperial Guard when they resurrect me due to my status as a lowly acoylye of Toady One the Great and Eternal.

[PTTG??]

NJW2000, you have to corrupt the wish, dude. That still sounds awesome.

[NJW2000]

"In the middle future age, due to cryogenic technology, in the three thousand and eighty second year of the reign of our immortal emprorer Toady One the Great, Imperial Galactic news is proud to announce the discovery in one of the primitive cryogenic pods an early, underdeveloped human with practically no psionic, telekinetic or psychic abilities, but still deserving of our salvation due to his not entirely popular at the time but truly admirable choice to play Dwarf Fortress, the holiest of all communes with our God-emprorer. Though now he is a vastly inferior being, and everything he has ever know or loved is dead and gone, he may be satisfied to experience the true glory of the finished Dwarf Fortress, now more detailed than reality itself. Oh, he'll also be summarily executed in three minutes to keep the psionic supra-space untainted. Press B now to hear the ritual torturer give more details.

  "And now over to Claren, who will discuss the 3 year anniversary of the finished simulation, and the bumpy three thousand year journey of game development, foulest necromancy and intergalactic domination the gave Toady the time and resources to finally finish the game..."


That bad enough for you? Or do you still want to see the full, full game?

I wish that I get to be in the Imperial Guard when they resurrect me due to my status as a lowly acoylye of Toady One the Great and Eternal.