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[FArgHalfnr]

Granted now you need to write out 666 legal forms Per a word



I wish the above wish was unwished

Granted, you instead wish for nuclear warfare.

I wish this thread wouldn't die so often.

[crazyabe]

granted now you must LIVE on this page with it being the only page in the internet


I wish i had a self upgrading intelligent computer, that was also the most powerful computer in the world!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You have a windows 10 machine with the most expensive hardware you can afford at the moment at the cost of selling your house, that installs updates automatically. You can't turn automatic updates off. That fucking ai program is getting upity and you can't turn HER off either. Also, everyone else has a lame brick from 1994 or older which sucks for them.

I wish for a raise, and immunity from being fired.

[crazyabe]

Ok, your boss picks you up and throws you off the empire state building, into a freezer truck where you break your everything & die, after ten years you are found, & your family spends three thousand dollars trying to cremate your remains! 

I wish I had a brand new house On an episode of Cribs, And a bathroom I can play baseball in With a king size tub big enough For ten plus me, and I had a credit card that's got no limit.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, or at least that's what these people from the mafia promised you. Your two newly broken legs seems to disagree though.

I wish I had that thing with the stuff in it.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You have snuff with asbestos in it. Happy days!

I wish the cat were more hygienic.

[crazyabe]

Your cat has three baths a day & the water bill is sky rocketing

I wish That C.P was Legal.

[crazyabe]

Chicken porn is now legal, as a result chickens are now considered sentient.


I wish i was the most expensive man in the world.

[spümpkin]

You are now the most expensive man in the world,  because you are a bery good slave.

I wish i had the ability to create matter, in any form or shape.

[crazyabe]

Now you do, it just takes your brain matter to use your new power


I wish i had the power to corrupt any thing!

[DAPARROT]

Granted,you then corrupt your new power

I wish for a hat

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. Any thing that you touch is corrupted and rots. Enjoy ruining everything you like!


Edit: Ninja!

Granted. The hat is ugly.

I wish I could get as many wish as I wanted from that genie I found the other day.

[spümpkin]

Granted. Any thing that you touch is corrupted and rots. Enjoy ruining everything you like!


Edit: Ninja!

Granted. The hat is ugly.

I wish I could get as many wish as I wanted from that genie I found the other day.

You can have as many as you want, but every wish you make is inverted! And after every wish you forget the inversion thing, so you cannot exploit it.

I wish that I could do anything.

[crazyabe]

Ok you are now are trapped in your imagination
I wish every toad in the world became a toady#
& swamps had free Wi-Fi

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The internet is now swamped with even more toad porn, because all those toads are now uploading their brains to the internet. Free WiFi whenever a toad is nearby, though.

I wish for a good nights sleep