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[Tawa]

Granted. You now need infinite amounts of sleep.

I wish that awesome music would play when I win arguments.

[Generally me]

Granted. One day you win an argument with someone while hiding -about running away or not- from a serial killer. He kills you both.

I wish everything in my life went the best way possible -happiness wise- until my death.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. You die two minutes after making this wish, but those were the best minutes of your life.

I wish I had a nice robot army.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. They are so nice they don't defend themselves from the nutjobs that are destroying them. They also very politely hold still while they are dismantled. You no longer have a nice robot army. Or an ounce of life left in your corpse, since one of the robots mentioned who their master was.

I wish for madness. Madness for everyone!

[Loud Whispers]

Granted. The madness becomes the norm, indistinguishable from mankind's new definition of sanity. Only, you are still sane. You are sectioned into a mental health ward by the insane world, convinced that YOU are in fact the insane one.

I wish for fish for only £2

[Pearofclubs]

Granted. For you and only you, fish will now only cost two pounds - of your flesh. Regardless of how you come into possession of it.

I wish I could play an instrument.

[Tawa]

Granted. You may play polo with highly sensitive lab instruments. You are sued for vandalism.

I wish for a magical cube.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. You may play polo with highly sensitive lab instruments. You are sued for vandalism.

I wish for a magical cube.

Granted. You receive a Rubiks cube that never stops changing, and you can't let go until you solve it. You go mad in the attempt.

I wish I could fly, and had all the requisite secondary powers to allow me to use that power without horrific consequences.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted, you are mistaken for a bird by a hunter who proceed to shoot you.

I wish for my own personal technological singularity 5000 with a life warranty and free shipping for free.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
I turn you into a zombie and therefore voiding the warranty and causing it to explode because zombies are unlife and the warranty is only void for life.

I wish that I can get books about philosophy for free

[NJW2000]

Granted. They're all by Fred Astaire.

I wish Wittgenstein was my gardener, or at least that I had a gardener.

[flabort]

Granted. Many famous historical and fictional peoples are created with a mysterious "cloener" machine that creates "cloenes" of those people to be your gardeners. Among them are Wittgenstien, but also Hanible Lecter, Bloody Mary, and Slenderman. Not one of them enjoys gardening.

I wish for all urban and suburban lawns to be replaced with Astroturf.

[crazyabe]

granted but astro stands for asteroid AND grass no longer exists


I wish All porn was legal!

[PTTG??]

granted but astro stands for asteroid AND grass no longer exists

I wish All porn was legal!

Snuff porn is now legal; therefore, all murder is legal as long as you film it and distribute it in specific ways.

Good job.

I wish for more-difficult-to-corrupt-wishes.

[crazyabe]

Granted now you need to write out 666 legal forms Per a word



I wish the above wish was unwished