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[crazyabe]

your corpse has been baried in the Dixie Highway Near Louisville


I wish i could Ads didnt lie

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. A meteorite strike earth, causing a mass extinction which kills the human race. There's no longer any ads so you can't really say they are lying now.

I wish I had a watermelon.

[Stirk]

Granted! Your head immediately turns into H20. Naturally, after a messy splash, you hit the floor. Brains are kind of important!

I wish that North and South Korea would agree to settle their differences in a Combat By Champion shoot out.

[NJW2000]

Granted. They use bows and arrows, you gun-boner is inconsolable.

I wish the North Korean leadership was passed onto the ruling family's cats.

[DAPARROT]

Granted,but the cats are sentient and even worse leaders

I wish for a wish

[Twinwolf]

You just got one.

I wish my cat wouldn't attack me.

[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. It dies.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[NJW2000]

Granted. Your blood is now 30% caffeine.

I wish I could be awake when most of the forumites are.

[DAPARROT]

Granted,your sleep cycle is now controlled by the forum

I wish that people would try to stop global warming

[Hiddenleafguy]

Granted, the world is now a frozen wasteland.
I wish the world was nicer.

[maxthethrax]

Granted.But you realise it is an image of it.
I wish I could have the biggest fortress.

[spümpkin]

You gain the biggest fortress ever, but it is so big, it gains gravity, but keeps growing exponentially. Eventually, it folds in on itself, becoming a singularity.

I wish I could create cats whenever I wished.

[maxthethrax]

Granted.But they become intelligent and make a country.
I wish I could fly.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. The sun is your limit and that's exactly where you are going right now.

I wish for skittles.

[spümpkin]

Everything you touch turns into skittles. Also, everything you touch turns into skittles. :|

I wish that I could corrupt peoples wishes.