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[Tawa]

Granted. This post has none, however.

I wish that I could gestalt up to level 100.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted you find yourself bored and die for entertainment




I wish my hand wasn't injured in anyway

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, it's the only part of you left intact after you were attacked by a serial killer who cut you apart to use your bones and flesh in a demonic blood ritual.

I wish Cryxis was actually a prince of doom.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted I rule the world with my iron fist and eye for an eye law
The world goes hungry because I have no farming skills and all the farmers died from encounters with the law enforcement


I wish I had a better sense of morality

[Squeegy]

Granted, you are horrified by what goes on in the world daily and is tolerated by everyone else, so you kill yourself.

I wish homeless people smelled pleasantly like strawberry.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted normal people smell like rotting flesh


I wish I had something better to do

[Squeegy]

Granted, you uncover a secret plot to destroy humanity and are whisked away by a government task force to save the world, leaving your friends and family behind. You are killed in action during the successful operation and your disappearance is covered up. Everyone wonders what happened to you but inquiries into your whereabouts go nowhere. Eventually everyone moves past it, and you are forgotten entirely.

I wish for a movie based on that plot.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted the actors were terrible and the movie is forgotten and sullied the name of the book


I wish i wrote a book

[KingofstarrySkies]

Said book contains the secrets of life and death. You are hunted down for your witchcraft and killed.

I wish for F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCK THE POLICE

[Tawa]

Granted. You are arrested for prostitution.

I wish my Kindle keyboard wouldn't randomly disappear.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, if it never appears it can't dissapear, right?

I wish I didn't have an annual sore throat thing.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You now have an annual cancer thing. You gain a new form of cancer every year.

I wish for balloons.

[Andres]

Granted. The alien parasite that's been growing there all these years stops dicking around and bursts from your throat, killing you instantly.

Granted. You are in one. It's called the Hindenburg.

I wish that Jesus picked five teenagers with attitude to create a super sentai squad with him as leader, and together they fight demons and monsters and all manner of bad things while teaching children valuable lessons like 'don't do drugs' or 'respect each other'.

[blazing glory]

Granted but a celestial being severely wounded him and he had to be put in a desperate operation,he later became known as "Barney".

I wish I didn't have hearing problems.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you have no hearing instead removing these problems altogether.

I wish 3man75's games lasted longer.