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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Now all corruptions must be detailed and include copious amounts of the word swag.

I wish for a magicians hat.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your hat does not contain enough swag.

I wish for forgiveness :c

[TD1]

Granted. You are forgiven. But one thing leads to another, and it turns out it was all a ruse...you are brutally murdered by a swag dawg millionaire.

I wish the word "Swag" would be obliterated. No trace of it should remain in the thoughts, hearts or souls of any living or dead thing. No plants shall spell it out by accident. Anyone who writes or attempts to write it through either accident or some hole I haven't sealed, will be instantly killed by having to take the place of Atlas and having the sky crush them.

[~Neri]

Granted, the new word to represent it is Gaws.

I wish for beans.

[flabort]

Granted. You turn into a string bean plant.

I wish the CONCEPT of Swag/Gaws to be obliterated, so that not only do the words not exist, the concepts that the words would be tacked onto would not exist.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The beans grant you one wish each. However, the first thing each bean heard is you wishing for beans, so each wishing-bean creates more wishing beans. You are crushed under wishing beans.

goddamnit ninjas
Granted. Many millions of gangsters suddenly stop and ask with one voice "what the fuck were we talking about again?" They decide they were discussing killing people, and proceed to do so.

I wish for free electricity.

[WillowLuman]

Your house is struck by lightning.

I wish to be struck by a fish.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You are in Nineveh. (Veggie-Tales references FTW)

I wish for vegetables.

[flabort]

Granted. You have a bunch of people living in your home who do nothing but watch the static on TV all day.

I wish for help with my XML problem.

[4maskwolf]

Granted, Zombie Urist bestows all of the needed info and more on you, and your mind explodes.

I wish for world peace, so that I may conquer that world 

[Eric Blank]

Granted. In order to bring about world peace, you must first conquer the world. You never make up your mind.

I wish for love.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You get a dog. He shits on the rug, but he fucken loves you.

I wish my toothbrush flossed my teeth as well.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. However, it then drives you into a rage, causing you to kill 20 people before being shot down by the police.

I wish for paradoxal wish corruptions.

[blazing glory]

Granted,however this wish is not granted so your wish never was granted.

I wish for motivation.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Zombies, man. Zombies.

I wish my players didn't expect to get specific things. We're not even in the room where you get your stuff yet, guys!