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[Comrade Shamrock]

(What kind of explosion, nuclear?)

Granted, but they are so good people don't play for fear of messing up.

I wish my throat exploded as a nuke when I had a tonne of feathers in my throat

[Scotsmen]

Granted. There is now a new ocean where the United States used to be.

I wish for MOAR oceans.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, they form on Mars, so you can't go to them

I wish I knew why Lyeos hated pansies.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Your mind breaks as this knowledge requires you to have seen Cthulhu.

I wish for MOAR POSTS.

[TD1]

Granted. Moar is not a recognised word. Nearest sounding word selected. Posts are driven through your body, made by the ancient Moors.

I wish for Moors to invade Bay12

[Lyeos]

Granted, but you get in trouble because

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I wish for my crown.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. It is made of thorns.

I wish for thorns.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you wear them as a suit

I wish Scotsman knew who Obadiah Hakeswill was.

[Scotsmen]

Granted, I just Googled him.

I wish If Google was a Guy was real.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but it becomes disgusting as whenever you look up something you say ''I'll google him/her/it''

I wish for a strange and unusual death.

[~Neri]

Granted, you are found with the left half of your body missing and replaced with shamrocks. Two gold coinds are found placed over your eye and a very visible rainbow shooting out of a hole in your chest, the hole is filled with gold coins.

I wish for an adorable fox.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, it's a trickster god in disguise that just stole a baby from the god of Fire and Anger.

I wish for sudden inspiration.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You share your inspiration with someone else. They copyright it.

I wish Tator Tot would let me use the laptop. :c

[flabort]

Granted. He gives it to you to fix.

I wish for the rest of The Near Future album. Two songs early is awesome, but...

[Lyeos]

Granted, you can never stop listening to it or you'll implode.

I wish for more people to participate in the The Above User in a Nutshell thread.