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[Worldmaster27]

((I'm lazy.))
((Soooo lazy.))
((Now to go look up cat videos on youtube.))

I wish I wasn't so lazy and that I would update the game tomorrow.

[Tawa]

Granted. You update the game at all hours of the day. Eventually the players get tired of you updating without any actual reason to update and leave. You spend the rest of your days updating your game, alone, locked in a windowless LMOE shelter. Updating is cold and clammy. There is no sunlight when you are updating.

I wish that hadn't been so morbid.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It is much more morbid than that.

I wish for ponies.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you may pick them up from the rendering plant.

I wish for Hawaii. Not to go there, just for it.

[Tawa]

Granted. Owning a state is a great power and a great responsibility, you know! Also, the US wants it back and have declared nuclear war on you.

I wish that Uncle Ben had been wrong and that great power did not come with great responsibility.

[flabort]

Granted. Great power comes with Great Insanity.

I wish to be sane.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You no longer have DF or Bay12.

I wish for B12's DF to be more IATE.
((Acronyms are fun))

[Noel.se]

Granted. Bay12 becomes peoperty of the European Union.

I wish for confusion.

[TD1]

Granted. Bay12 fights back, and now the E.U. is a part of Bay12

I wish for Bay12 to be sentient!

[Tawa]

Granted. A global cataclysm ensues as the monstrosity smashes everybody who isn't either a Bay12 member or a bearded dwarf (that is, almost everybody) and builds magma cannons around protective basements.

I wish that I was the Spock of that ship.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You turn into an ghost.

I wish for some boredom.

[Tawa]

Granted,
You have to write all your sentences like this,
Which gets dull,
And causes you to commit suicide,
Thinking it would be more enjoyable.

I wish that I wouldn't get BS deaths in Cata all the time.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You get 1 BS death in RL instead.

I wish for Generation of Destiny.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
I do not know what it is.

I wish for something to fight me.

[Tawa]

Granted. I hope you have the heart to punch out that bunny, you sick monster.

I wish for a lajatang.