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[Lyeos]

Granted, you do not have the option of not reading their minds though, and you're now surrounded by myself, Kevak, Dawnstar, and that one hipster guy from Literature class.

I wish people would listen and understand what I'm saying.

[~Neri]

Granted, they read between the lines though and understand what you really mean.

I wish for Lyeos to be happy with himself.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Lyeos is SO HAPPY because he murdered you and all your foxes.

I wish for gallons and gallons of fox blood! To do the ritually-thing!

[Lyeos]

Granted! Lyeos chops off your arms and tosses you into a pool with all the blood from the foxes he murdered! You drown, and now he can use you body to make a zaaaambie! Hooraaaaaay!

I wish for an amazing crown!

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You die from being amazing.

I wish for the elves to shut up about trees.

[Karkov]

Granted, the elves have lost their love for the trees.  However, they have a new-found love of basketweaving, and won't shut up about that.

I wish more people watched the Armed and Dangerous cutscenes.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
people hate  you.

I wish for some kittens.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you now vomit up thirty kittens per day.

I wish everybody would walk the dinosaur.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Everyone walks their dinosaur to your home.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you live your entire life in three days. Nobody attends your funeral.

I wish Ehtereal would just be AI'ed.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. We are eagerly awaiting your input at the DPH thread.

I wish I could force Ethereal to be online and post his actions.

[Tawa]

Granted. The AI becomes self-aware. Robots take over the world.

Granted. His post was made one key off and ;ppld ;olr yjod/

I wish for happy fun times with my honorary bro.

[Lyeos]

Granted, your bro is a zombie, guess what kind of fun you're having?

I wish the characters in Worldmaster27's game would close the door before the hosts decide to enter the building.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They all remember that Ethereal was kind enough to close the door on his way out.

I wish for suggestions for Ethereal.

[Lyeos]

Granted!

Ethereal: Take off all clothing, screaming "Because Ponies!". Try to hug the hosts to death.

I wish for fancy clothes.