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[blazing glory]

Granted but they they pretend they don't just to annoy you.

I wish that Kevak had infinite amounts of energy,had the intelligence of 30 people and could type at the speed of light.

[~Neri]

Granted, I take over the world with my newfound L337 H4X0R 5K1LLZ.

I wish for salmon.

[Noel.se]

Granted. Your house is now filled with zombie giant salmon.

I wish for a rain of dead bodies.

[~Neri]

Granted, the roads are now impossible to navigate due to the corpserain, you are unable to reach the grocery store and eventually run out of food.

I wish for foxes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. In other news, thirty Bay12ers have just committed suicide and ten more were banned because they liked GWG.

I wish to be able to ban people, because I'm evil like that.

[~Neri]

Granted, you can give people Bandanas.

I wish for !!GOATS!!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. A !!GOAT!! horde is coming to consume your foxes.

I wish to meet Tarn Adams

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You ban LoudWhispers and Rumrusher, and are subsequently murdered.
Granted, but they get abducted by aliens or hit by a hillbilly in a cornfield.
Granted, you are the one zombie to make it past his defenses and end our hope of DF 1.0.

I wish for a productive day today.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It is now 11:59. Get to work!

I wish to be able to communicate to the God-Emporer of Mankind.

[~Neri]

Granted, you are now a certain female hacker from a certain game.

I wish for the Lupine Transcendent to pay me a visit.

((Yes I am totally being a troll GM right now, expect a bunch more hints that won't mean anything till later on in WAY.))

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. (S)he does. However, a certain voice in your head manifests itself in the real world and calls forth an army of the dead. They consume your soul and burn down everything that might mean something to you.

I wish to know what the Lupine Transcendent is.

[~Neri]

Granted, he may or may not have something to do with The Catalyst of Change.

I wish to go visit the Scribe of The Damned.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You somehow create a paradox by visiting yourself.

I wish Kevak wasn't being such an obvious troll.

Spoiler: My thoughts on this. (click to show/hide)

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Kevak never again gives you fair warning when he's trolling you. You are miserable.

I wish the library computer lab never closed.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, it can never be closed as it will never open.

I wish I had a pair of dice that could affect reality.