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[TD1]

Granted. You give them to Mat Cauthon. Oh dear lord the lucky chaos.

I wish I had those dice! (Me being Mat)

[~Neri]

Granted, the Mechanist of Infinity lets you borrow them if you become his lab assistant forever.

I wish for the Scavenger of Time to visit Toady One.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You also happen to be in a bad fanfic.
Granted. He is so enraptured by him that Toady commands you to tell everyone everything about WAY.

I wish I was an important character in WAY, and knew everything about the world.

[~Neri]

Granted, you're Alex, four months into the future, I feel sorry for you dude.

I wish that the Prophet of Hope payed me a visit.

[JackOSpades]

granted the Prophet of Catastrophe Hope pays you a visit unfortunately he really hasn't been the same since marketing made him re-brand himself to appeal to a wider audience...
turns out you get to be part of an inspirational story of the week as you fight to overcome brain damage just as soon as you look over there what? oh don't mind the sledge hammer it's purely ceremonial.

I wish for translated Japanese bloodsports Gameshows.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You are forced to every. Single. Damn. One.

I wish for more opinions in Roller's Block! Now.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. None of them are opinions about the topic.

I wish for ‼fireworks‼.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, they Immediately Explode in your hand because they are on !!Fire!!

I wish to win all the Japanese bloodsports Gameshows I will be forced to compete in.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You win them because you're the only participant. They still make you humiliate yourself on public television, though.

I wish for awesome sauce.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You get so much, the whole world drowns in it.

I wish I was better at making RTDs.

[Tawa]

Granted. You drive all other RTD-ers out of business. They seek brutal, dwarven revenge.

I wish for hand books.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You get a book written on your hand, using a knife.

I wish for bleeding-dragon-with-a-Kirby-face avatars.

[Lyeos]

Granted, your a dragon rips your avatar's face off and wears it as a mask after it accidentally cut itself while cooking. Mhmm.

I wish I was very persuasive.

[WillowLuman]

I wish CinemaSins would do animated movies.

(It came true!)

Granted, you're a master of Oblivion Conversation Pie

I wish for retarded minigame mechanics.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are a diplomancer now, but no longer a lich.

Granted. Here, have a bunch of flash games.

I wish I could read people's minds in a radius of 30ft.