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[~Neri]

Granted, you get an explanation as to why it was granted.

The wish by its very nature is a bad or strange thing and requires no further corruption.

I wish for an Anthropomorphic Trap Kitty that isn't deformed in any way.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It's only in your dreams.

I wish my hair would dry faster.

[TD1]

Granted. It is feral and wild, attacking you at every chance.
Granted. It dries so quickly it combusts.

I wish I was the Spring Hare, Dammit! He's a happy enough chap.

[~Neri]

Granted, it also grows down to your knees, becomes uncuttable, and turns a variety of colors. Very much rainbow. Did I mention you look like a girl now? Have fun~

Granted, you're in the alternate universe where he is depressed.

I wish for the world to have more Traps of the feminine male variety.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You meet the transgenders of my dorm, and they find you incredibly creepy.

I wish that

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[Lyeos]

Granted, your eyes are now pink strobe lights, causing all who see you to have seizures.

I wish the world was, in fact, flat.

[Arx]

Granted. You fall off the bottom.

I wish I knew whether or not I'll ever need the results of these exams.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you know but then you get hit by a candle.

I wish for someone to take tweezers of of my valise

[Lyeos]

Granted, you remove the tweezers with your eye. You're now blind in said eye, but, hey, you got your wish.

I wish Kevak would die from a fox overdose.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, from his close daily contact with so many foxes lodged in his apartment, Kevak contracts a lethal mutant strain of the vulpine flu, which rapidly becomes a global epidemic.

I wish for WIZARD EYES.

[hops]

Granted. You see what man is not meant to see and becomes a creepy old ice mage who kidnap princesses.

I wish I was the prettiest princess of them all.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but I kill you when you say you don't want to be here.

I wish for a sandwich the likes of which the world has never seen.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's horrible!

I wish for golf.

[Tawa]

Granted. You see everything. Some things cannot be unseen.

Granted. You have your head whacked off by a massive hobbit wielding a golf club.

I wish that I wasn't talking like this.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, a great goblin king is charging towards you. To win, you must decapitate his face into the nearest rabbit hole. Beat me to it.
GRANTED TALK LIKE THIS OR DIE

I wish for a new Wallace and Grommit.