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[Tawa]

GRANTED. IT HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY AMERICAN PATRIOTS. ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE SHOTGUN-TOTING REDNECKS, JAYS, AND BUFFOONS

I WISH I HAD NO RULES FOR SPEECH

[hops]

Granted. You can no longer talk.

I wish I was a Time Lord.

[Lyeos]

Granted, literally the only word you can use is "no".

Granted, you rule a clock store.

I wish I wasn't apparently of the Phlegmatic temperament, because apparently that means I would be the "dandere".

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Welcome to Hell War. You experience an infinite amount of alternate timelines, all of which include your grisly demise.
Granted, you're melancholic. This makes you the "dandruff"

I wish for more wishes involving eyes.

[Tawa]

...... ... ... ... .. ... ,......... .. ... ,.....

[Translation: Granted. You are now of the Temperament of the Idiots.]

....... .... ....... .... .... ....... ...

[Translation: Granted. They are about your eyes falling out.]

. .... . ..... .... .....

[Translation: I wish I could talk again.]

[Lyeos]

Granted, you can only say "Please hurt me!"

I wish HugoLuman would lose his eyes,

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They long ago succumbed to descanitis, but it doesn't impair my vision.

I wish for a new avatar fad to rock Bay12 to its core.

[blazing glory]

Granted,it causes mass banning as the avatars are rude.

I wish I had a sammich.

[Tawa]

Please hurt me!
[Translation: Granted. They are in your soup.]


Please hurt me!
[Translation: Granted. Everybody's avatar is now of the rear end of a clown. I hope you're happy.]

Please hurt me!
[Translation: Granted. You have a "Sammich". Sammich is somebody who thinks he's Hitler.]

Please hurt me!
[Translation: I wish I could speak as I did before Reply #18052.]

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but to get rid of this impediment you must regenerate, completely changing your personality.

I wish I could get someone to review my draft.

[Tawa]

[Various hipster garble]
[Translation: Granted. However, the draft is reviewed horribly and burned in a fire.]

[Various hipster garble]
[Translation: I wish I had not become a hipster.]

[hops]

Granted. They give you so many hurtful comments on it that you don't want to do it any more.
Granted, You become a redneck.

I wish that I could get the motivation to review these short stories.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it comes in the form of a gun to the back of your head.

I wish Tawarochir had become an emo instead of a redneck.

[Tawa]

Granted, cuss it all t' tarnation. Howevah, th' sho't sto'ies is HugoLuman's fum his previous wish.

Granted, cuss it all t' tarnation. Ah later become a redneck ennyway.

Ah wish ah c'd replace all these stereotypes wif some so't of Western European accent.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you're British and have to speak like a gentlemen.

I wish I had a sandwich.