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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are now a dwarven soap-maker. The twenty-third, I might add.

I wish for opinions.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You write up a detailed essay about my forum. People say your writing sucks.

I wish I was better at making forums.

[Lyeos]

Granted, your update speeds are terrible, you're about as wide as an elephant, a tree is more charismatic than you, and I'd rather be trapped in a room with an emo kid for three weeks than smell your breath - it's that bad. That will be five dollars.


Granted, but now you don't have the will to do so.

I wish for a bag of gummy bears. Melted by the summer heat is perfectly fine.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They are frozen by the sheer closeness to your soul.

I wish for snark.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. I now stands for snark.

I wish someone registered on my forum. Now. Or else. You know you want to.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you registered for your own forum.

I wish that everyone saw pink elephants where there are none.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. As you do not, the Secret Government Agency of Secret Secrets and Stuff dissects you to determine how this is possible.

I wish for alliterative repetitive redundant redundancy the repeats often.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you just did it. As punishment, you're going to have your intestines filled with burning kittens.

I wish all of you would tell me how you like your bacon.

[~Neri]

Granted: Slightly crumbly but also juicy and tender. Really really really hard to get it that way.

I wish I wish for a thousand fish.

[TD1]

Granted. They get eaten by a thousand rabid foxes.

I wish I knew what Kevak would do with a rabid fox.

((Incidentally, there was one outside my house just there now.))

[~Neri]

I would do what any bay12er would do, I would remove its head from its body with my broadsword and deposit the corpse on your doorstep.

I wish for an anthropomorphic Trap Kitty.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's horribly deformed and you immediately kill yourself, because you don't want to exist in the same world as something like that.

I wish to host a madman's tea party.

[TD1]

Granted. You're now the Mad Hatter.

I wish I was the Spring Hare.

[~Neri]

Granted!

I wish I was the Cheshire Cat.

[TD1]

Granted. You grin so widely your face cuts in two.

I wish my previous wish had been corrupted instead of just granted