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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are forced to drink it, then swallow a match. The resulting explosion of guts and tank fuel levels 20 city blocks and kills hundreds.
Granted. Your creativity shocks even the Nazis.
Granted. It grenades don't affect the tanks and all the humans have Roc egg omlets.
Granted. You understand it, but no one else does.

I wish for 83 more RtDs by the end of the year.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Check "unread posts since your last visit"

I wish to capture either the roc or its turret to defend my fort.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But since the turret is programmed to shoot at anything that's not an roc, your fort was destroyed and I stole back from you anyway.

I wish that the sticky grenades are upgraded to anti-tank sticky grenades that works with my automated sticky grenade launcher.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It doesn't work on the tank's armor, however. Just the tank.

I wish to clever, strong, fast, and powerful!

[Shoruke]

Granted. When you fire them, they stick to your launcher.
Granted. You are turned into a robot in the employ of Dr. Eggman, and proptly destroyed by Sonic.

I wish innuendos were harder to make by accident so I wouldn't have to choose my words so carefully.

[Tawa]

Granted. "Innuedos" are now "harder" to "make" by "accident" so "you" don't have to "choose your words carefully".

I wish for Enterprise the real space shuttle.

[Imperial Guardsman]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish for apotheosis

[Tawa]

Granted. A hypothesis then walks by and says "hi!", then realizes you're using an a-pothesis and murders you for it.

I wish I hadn't accidentally told my army to attack the caravan.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but making that change to the timeline causes you to not make that wish, destroying the space/time continuum.

I wish for time-travel capabilities that come with immunity to paradox.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's a one-way trip. Since your actions create a parallel universe, our timelines are unaffected, and from our point of view you simply ceased to be.

I wish an invisible wish.

[Worldmaster27]

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[WillowLuman]

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I wish for [REDACTED]

[hops]

Granted. You trigger a [DATA EXPUNGED] and the SCP is out to get you.

I wish for everything.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but it gets taken back.

Granted. Atlas drops Earth onto your head. (it works, trust me)

I wish for... uh, wishes. Like, not to have more wishes for myself, I mean I wish people would post some wishes to corrupt.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They wish for you to have a happy life.

I wish shoruke would live happily ever after with everything that he needs.