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[~Neri]

((Wait. I did that? Fuuuck I'm tired.))

[nomoetoe]

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Granted. Tim Curry bursts in through your window, butt-naked, and begins to sing.

I would be ok with that happening.

Granted, he instead posted it everywhere on the forum except here.

I wish that Kevak was all out of love, and for him to be so lost without me.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Murder-Suicide is the fallout.

I wish I knew why I'd never seen Tenacious D before.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, the answer is erectile dysfunction.

I wish I hadn't just read the entire terrible joke thread.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are now illiterate and always were.

I wish I knew how to play an instrument.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
too bad that kobolds are continuously stealing your instruments.

I wish for my sticky anti-tank grenades to be upgraded to Sticky both anti-tank and anti-tank armor and does not stick to the automated grenade launcher or any Roc's and still fully work with automated grenade launcher.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, you need a dwarf to perform the upgrade. And we all know what happens when they get near it.

I wish for the power of Screamo.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but you can only scream now.

I wish for reality to end.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But not before you suffer an fate worse than death.

I wish for my sticky anti-tank grenades to be upgraded to Sticky both anti-tank and anti-tank armor and does not stick to the automated grenade launcher or any Roc's and still fully work with automated grenade launcher without needing anything apart from this wish.

[blazing glory]

Granted,they all explode in your face when you touch one.

I wish I haven't been rejected from 3 RtD's in a row so far.

[Shoruke]

Granted. You have, in fact, been rejected from 8 RTDs in a row.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow later today...

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You don't have to because you already been fired.

I wish that the preexisting automated grenade launcher gets upgraded so it can auto-reload without needing anything apart from this wish.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The grenades explode instantly upon launch. Therefore, they explode in your face.

I wish I had more internets.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Everyone's internet except yours is canceled. Have fun being alone.

I wish I didn't die.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are not dead and will never die. Ever. Enjoy what time you have left on Earth before it's destroyed and you are left floating in space.

I wish for a teddy bear.