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~Neri

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17415 on: May 29, 2014, 11:21:19 pm »

((Wait. I did that? Fuuuck I'm tired.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17416 on: May 29, 2014, 11:35:22 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Granted, he instead posted it everywhere on the forum except here.

I wish that Kevak was all out of love, and for him to be so lost without me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17417 on: May 30, 2014, 12:57:17 am »

Granted. Murder-Suicide is the fallout.

I wish I knew why I'd never seen Tenacious D before.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17418 on: May 30, 2014, 01:27:52 am »


 Granted, the answer is erectile dysfunction.

I wish I hadn't just read the entire terrible joke thread. :P

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17419 on: May 30, 2014, 01:29:40 am »

Granted. You are now illiterate and always were.

I wish I knew how to play an instrument.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17420 on: May 30, 2014, 01:44:37 am »

Granted,
too bad that kobolds are continuously stealing your instruments.

I wish for my sticky anti-tank grenades to be upgraded to Sticky both anti-tank and anti-tank armor and does not stick to the automated grenade launcher or any Roc's and still fully work with automated grenade launcher.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17421 on: May 30, 2014, 01:49:51 am »

Granted. However, you need a dwarf to perform the upgrade. And we all know what happens when they get near it.

I wish for the power of Screamo.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17422 on: May 30, 2014, 03:15:16 am »

Granted, but you can only scream now.

I wish for reality to end.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17423 on: May 30, 2014, 03:35:58 am »

Granted,
But not before you suffer an fate worse than death.

I wish for my sticky anti-tank grenades to be upgraded to Sticky both anti-tank and anti-tank armor and does not stick to the automated grenade launcher or any Roc's and still fully work with automated grenade launcher without needing anything apart from this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17424 on: May 30, 2014, 03:50:02 am »

Granted,they all explode in your face when you touch one.

I wish I haven't been rejected from 3 RtD's in a row so far.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17425 on: May 30, 2014, 04:01:52 am »

Granted. You have, in fact, been rejected from 8 RTDs in a row.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow later today...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17426 on: May 30, 2014, 04:10:59 am »

Granted,
You don't have to because you already been fired.

I wish that the preexisting automated grenade launcher gets upgraded so it can auto-reload without needing anything apart from this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17427 on: May 30, 2014, 06:02:55 am »

Granted. The grenades explode instantly upon launch. Therefore, they explode in your face.

I wish I had more internets.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17428 on: May 30, 2014, 08:53:15 am »

Granted. Everyone's internet except yours is canceled. Have fun being alone.

I wish I didn't die.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17429 on: May 30, 2014, 09:23:26 am »

Granted. You are not dead and will never die. Ever. Enjoy what time you have left on Earth before it's destroyed and you are left floating in space.

I wish for a teddy bear.
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