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[Lyeos]

Granted, you had it before you died.

Granted, it works, but not well enough to be of any use.

I wish I had the actually planning/writing skills necessary to make a quality sheet for his RtD.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You already do, and this wish was wasted.

I wish Lyeos would get around to posting an, at the very least, adequate character sheet.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You post this for one of Smurfington's games.

I wish I knew how to do syntax problems.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. Syntax absorbs all your time.

I wish I didn't have to go places.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are in jail, and thus don't really need to go anywhere.

I wish people would post their commands on my RtD.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But the gods decide to zap you with an bolt lightning.

I wish to have an blessed +3 gray dragon scale mail that's I will be able to wear comfortably and safely without being weighed down or having to do anything to get it (expect for wish for it). and the body armor it can't be stolen or brainwash me in any way. I not die any earlier from this wish (my lifespan us about 90 and I am only 16(no armor that ages me faster or makes me younger) and no ones jealous about me having really good equipped(despite the fact that I the only with the armor). I not suffer any fates worse than death because of this wish and finally the armor is immune to wear.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. As the armor is immune to wear, you cannot put it on and thus you suffer a fate worse than death.

I wish that wasn't so easy to corrupt.

[hops]

Granted. Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER get the armor. It's not very useful against bullets since they can just aim for the head. He can't find anything very useful to do with it since everybody seem to ignore te armor so he can't sell it.

I wish I understood why I'm getting paired with everyone.

[~Neri]

Granted, it's because Trap = Ship.

I wish for a fully functional, auto updating, shipping grid for the entirety of Bay12.

[hops]

Granted. Toady immediately confiscates it and throw it into the depths of HFS.

I wish that I get a cookie.

[TD1]

Granted. Someone says "Give this boy a cookie!" in a sarcastic way, but someone actually does. You're both humiliated and delighted.

I wish that everyone had a cookie.

[hops]

Granted. 7.166 billion giant cookies start falling from the sky.

I wish that there was a parody of Lovely Bones named Lovely Boners

[TD1]

Granted. They all get cut up and buried. Because they were gross.

I wish that mental image had never intruded on me

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Instead, you intruded on it while it was getting dressed. You are now traumatized and scarred for life. You will never sleep or close your eyes again.

I wish for a shipping grid.

[hops]

Granted. You get a grid detailing the worldwide shipping of goods.

I wish that I was immortal but can choose to die if I want to.