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[Karkov]

Granted, however your dryer becomes sentient and wishes to devour such tasty, delicious socks.

I wish Weird Al would make a comeback.

[Trapezohedron]

He makes a comeback in the obituary.

I wish I would make a comeback.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you die and come back as a flea.

I wish this song would be played while we walk out for graduation!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Then the speakers explode because it was played too loud, and your family is caught in the blast.

I wish Lyeos was my battle horse.

[Lyeos]

Granted, Lyeos gets to decide on his appearance and makes a horse body that looks like it's something out of a nightmare. You're too afraid of him.

I wish more people were posting in this thread now, including, but not limited to: that new guy that isn't new, a FABULOUS rainbow walrus guy, that fox-loving trap, the guy with a bunch of pictures of guys in suits, the one that likes Wheel of Time, and a certain slow Lord of Poking.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Their accounts were hacked to post in the thread. The owners are dead.

I wish I stopped killing people. Fo realz.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are forced to stop by the FBI and throw into jail where you are killed by a guy whose family you murdered.

I wish I was ready with the update.

[Tawa]

Granted. It never comes.

I wish Lyeos had mentioned me more specifically.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He says how he wants you to die in such vivid detail that everyone within three kilometers of your screen throws up their stomach and dies from blood loss and/or starvation.

I wish I described that in even more detail.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is so detailed you have to write 5 separate replies, each one a giant wall of text.

I wish for a sharp knife.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you swallow a sharp knife while at the same time being blessed by a god so you're hard to kill! The knife gets lodged in your insides and slices through them every day, and the wounds get infected, but you don't die from it. No, instead, you freak all of your friends out when you cough up blood and pieces of your organs, and they begin to shun you, then they call the government! You're experimented on every day for ninety years, then you die.

I wish I had enough time to make a sheet for Worldmaster27's RtD.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is a lame sheet. One day, he arrives at your front door to punch you.

I wish for the Ocarina of Time.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The spinning Ocarina of Time hits Tawarochir in the head, piercing the skull and destroying the brain! Tawarochir has been struck down.

I wish Lyeos had the time to make a quality sheet for my RtD.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is all the time.

I wish for the ability to play the ocarina that has hit me in the head and killed me.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You blow air out the hole in your cranium. Ew.

I wish my printer worked.