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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17235 on: May 28, 2014, 06:37:59 pm »

Granted. They quickly die from not knowing the rules and return to their daily lives, leaving the exact number of LARPers previously in existence still in the game.

I wish for a certain deadly chess game to resume so the party can get on with the dungeon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17236 on: May 28, 2014, 06:39:14 pm »

((I don't know what you're talking about, but that sounds like a Harry Potter rip off :P))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17237 on: May 28, 2014, 06:40:06 pm »

Granted. Everyone but you goes to Heaven or their equivalent of it.

Granted. The dieing and destructive magic is very accurate.

Granted. The party is killed by low-level pawns and everyone is shamed.

I wish all the criminals in the would would be caught, war would end forever, and peace would rein over the citizens of the world with no threat of starvation or overpopulation, and that humans would still keep a military force able to repel any alien invaders, as well as no other creatures becoming sentient and taking over the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17238 on: May 28, 2014, 06:44:09 pm »

Granted. Unfortunately, you happen to be part of said alien invasion fleet.

I wish everyone involved in a certain game was on at the same time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17239 on: May 28, 2014, 06:45:06 pm »

Granted, mankind becomes a group of emotionless husks under control of one government that kills people so overpopulation will never be a problem and feeds the corpses to the higher-ups, and it turns out that there is no other life in the universe.
 >:D GRANTED! Everyone that plays R2SP is on at the same time, waiting.

I wish I could reach through the screen and punch people.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17240 on: May 28, 2014, 06:49:17 pm »

Granted. You can punch through your screen to hit people on the other side of the desk, at the cost of your screen.

I wish I could fire lasers out of other people's webcams.
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« Reply #17241 on: May 28, 2014, 06:51:21 pm »

Granted. However, your screen isn't sturdy enough for this and you crack it every time you do it. Eventually, it breaks while your hand is halfway through it. It is severed.

Granted. You fire weak infrared lasers at people. They never notice!

I wish I wasn't so creepy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17242 on: May 28, 2014, 06:52:52 pm »

Granted, you're so adorable that a certain fox-loving trap decides to hug you all day every day.

I wish I didn't make people so mad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17243 on: May 28, 2014, 06:53:52 pm »

Granted. You're a jumping spider.
Granted. You never mention certain forumites again.

I wish for the big cash money wad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17244 on: May 28, 2014, 07:02:30 pm »

Granted. It's all fake.

I wish Lyeos had all the foxes he could possibly want, even if he doesn't!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17245 on: May 28, 2014, 07:03:26 pm »

Granted, you cease to eat for three years and save all of your money, leaving you with a "big cash-money wad." Too bad you're also dead.

Granted, as I can no longer mention certain forumites, I cannot do with them what I wish, and instead kill all of them in front of PETA members.

I wish more people were accepting of my summoning technique, with which I'm about to summon someone with FABULOUS rainbow magic.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17246 on: May 28, 2014, 07:37:30 pm »

Granted. Three more cats are accepting of you, but they still won't let you pet them.

I wish I had 1 cat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17247 on: May 28, 2014, 07:49:45 pm »

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Granted, it isn't particularly fond of your pet foxes.

I wish for pet foxes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17248 on: May 28, 2014, 07:54:16 pm »

Granted, they're zombie foxes. They eat all of your friends and smell really bad.

I wish for Pong.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17249 on: May 28, 2014, 08:01:22 pm »

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Granted. You are the ball, and it hurts a lot more than you would think.

I wish I knew how many books were in existence.
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