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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You get new batteries from the future. They feed off the souls of those around them.

I wish I could sustain my life indefinitely.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They're powered by ambient temperature, slowly chilling the entire universe.
Granted. You're powered by ambient temperature, slowly chilling the entire universe.

I wish for mass extinctions.

[Lyeos]

Granted.

((Should I be concerned that you neither really corrupted that wish nor did you put up any resistance?))

Granted, they eat you. <3

I wish for FABULOUS foxes to dance FABULOUSLY while I run around spewing FABULOUS rainbows FABULOUSLY while lyeos FABULOUSLY sings about magicians as Worldmaster27 makes a FABULOUS statue of us all together, then for us to go back to my FABULOUS rainbow palace and have a FABULOUS feast.

Granted, Kevak vomits skittles into your eyes whilst Lyeos sings a song that gives everyone a vague sense of impending doom, Worldmaster27 builds a statue of a dwarf out of the flesh of the fallen and holds it together with crushed dreams, your rainbow palace is only visible to you whilst on LSD, and the feast is a handful of crackers.

Granted, all of your cells go extinct.

[nomoetoe]

You hath made no wish so you get nothing, you rhinoceros.

I wish for Worldmaster27 to come over more often, so that we can cross our FABULOUS rainbows.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I also bring over my FABULOUS hunting dog. His favorite food is FABULOUS walrus.

I wish I didn't say FABULOUS as often as I do in this thread.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you say it even more often.

I wish to have GLORIOUS wings, and FABULOUS rainbow armour.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. Your rainbow armor is made out of light, and when you go into battle it doesn't protect you at all. nomoetoe has been struck down!

I wish for EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TO BE MIIINNNNEEEE!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. This includes every disease ever.

I wish I could not be effected by any disease ever.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are a rock.

I wish all life on Earth would slowly petrify.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, it petrifies so slowly that the lifeforms die before its effects become noticeable.

I wish that my FABULOUS rainbow magic abilities included making FABULOUS rainbow fire.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You accidentally kill yourself in a FABULOUS rainbow bonfire.

I wish I could shape-shift.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you can draw and erase lines to turn squares into triangles.

I wish I knew whether or not to be concerned about the top corruption on this page, assuming you're using the fifteen posts per page thing.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Your new nihilism tells you not to be concerned about anything.

I wish for the next several wishes to be stated in the purplest prose imaginable.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, several wishes were stated in the purplest prose imaginable, toady one brought his wrath upon them and the questions were deleted.

I wish that HugoLuman would accept that Kevak is the one for him. c:

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Of all the applicants, Kevak most fits the bill for my personal scapegoat. He's hired.

I wish for ludicrously lengthy language of whopping whimsy in the next wish.