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[Lyeos]

Granted, this next wish will be rather long in comparison to the normal amount of words that come from my mouth.

I wish nomoetoe and Kevak would hug each other like friends should.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. As nomoetoe is a walrus, he accidently stabs Kevak and kills his sense of good writing. The foxes remain, however.

I wish for a Mighty Surf Wizard Battle.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, they fuse together into one massive spiked hell beast of utter destruction which is unstoppable and bent on the annihilation of all life.

granted, it's a battle of channel surfing "wizards" and there is literally nothing on any of the channels.

I wish real life operated on video game logic.

[Lyeos]

Granted, the outside forces that are your masters are cruel and will kill you just for the fun of it. You're also a Manic-Depressive alcoholic whose entire career is decided by someone else. Did I mention you're a cheesemaker?

I wish Kevak would never ever update any of his games ever again. Because I'm cruel like that. :3

[~Neri]

Granted, he starts new ones, with the same characters, exactly where they left off.

I wish Lyeos was a pile of foxes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You die from Kevak deprivation. In other news, scientists report that Kevak's games are some of the most addictive substances in the world.

Granted. The world celebrates his death and transformation, and you feel like a total jerk.

I wish nomoetoe changed his sig, as we do not hate him for being a FABULOUS walrus.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. He is The Rotten, but composed of writhing, undead foxes instead of writhing, undead Humans, and knocks you into a pool of lava with his giant cleaver.
Granted. He takes it to the newspapers and we are assaulted for being haters.

I wish for the next person to make a fox-related wish to go on a long hiking trip through Lordran.

[Lyeos]

Granted, I take this journey and get the "The Dark Lord" ending! Thanks!

I wish I could make Kevak happy by presenting him with a pile of normal, living foxes.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, he's so happy that he thinks that your the second most FABULOUS being in all of existence. I being the number one most FABULOUS.

I wish for a grand battle between a FABULOUS rainbow magic lich and a monochromatic lich.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They are all newborn cubs and, while extremely cute, they die within hours due to the cold, not getting enough food and being away from their mother. The one that does survive is traumatized and a nervous wreck.

Granted. The monochromatic lich wins, and then is eaten by a Chromatic T-Rex.

I wish PETA wasn't breaking down my door for that corruption.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, they don't care since the T-rex won.

I wish to be the master of all sepia-toned magic.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however your crushed by the chromatic t-rex

I wish for everyone on the bay12 forum to celebrate my upcoming 1 year anniversary on the bay12 forum. c:

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. We throw cake at your house, and leave you to clean up the mess.

I wish I knew how to code.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you know how to write in a code that nobody else will ever understand.

I wish that everything, including myself, would suddenly die. Right now.

[TD1]

Granted. Everyone, including you, cast die. Many rolls. Cool.

I wish that everyone would enter into a RL RP of D&D