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[WillowLuman]

About 129,864,880, as of a month ago.

I wish for implanted toolset CBM.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You fail the installation, and now you emit loud noises every 10 turns. Have fun going into town.

I wish C:DDA wasn't filled with often useless stuff.

[~Neri]

Granted, the only items you get is dog food. Too bad you can't eat it (Strangely cause dog food does taste pretty good.) and don't ever see any dogs.

I wish for my C:DDA glitches to stop so I can actually update my forum game involving it.

[Tawa]

Granted, the only items you get is dog food. Too bad you can't eat it (Strangely cause dog food does taste pretty good.) and don't ever see any dogs.

I wish for my C:DDA glitches to stop so I can actually update my forum game involving it.

You're that guy?

Anyway, granted, except for the fact that your forum game fizzles out permanently.

I wish for a Masterwork Engraving of a Cat.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's engraved on your skull after you die.

I wish I wasn't so clingy sometimes.

[Worldmaster27]

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No guesses on my age?

Granted. You are always clingy.

I wish there were more people in FG&RP.

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I had thought you forgot about that, Kevak. Isn't there a stable version available from the forums/front page of the website?

[~Neri]

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18-23?

There is but my current computer refuses to run terminal(and therefore it) because it is missing a few essential files that it should have but got corrupted.

Granted, the upper board invades with poorly fleshed out games involving dwarves, the board dies rapidly.

I wish for fish for my zombie foxes.

[TD1]

Granted. They are fox-eating-fish.

I wish for cow-bells.

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I'd guess at 21-ish?

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They turn them all into zombie fish.

Granted. You get one tied around your neck and everyone makes fun of you.

I wish people knew about the new RtD I started.

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I will reveal my age once Lyeos had shared what he thinks. Hint: It is not 551.

[Lyeos]

Granted, I can't be bothered to make a character sheet anymore given the way many (not yours or Kevak's) RtDs and forum games that I participated in are going. And neither can anyone else.

I wish I was like Gaz from Invader Zim. The levitating on pure rage part.

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I'll go out on a limb here and say sixteen!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. As it is fiction, you don't exist. But hey! People like the concept of you!

I wish everyone had better guesses.

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SURPRISE! I am 15, Lyeos was the closest. SURPRISE!

[nomoetoe]

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wow Worldmaster27 is younger then me

Granted, there so good that there only off by a minute/second.

I wish for a battle between Kevak and lyeos for dominance, and for it to end in angry cuddling.

[~Neri]

Granted, however since Kevak is one of the most submissive people you will ever meet, it skips to the cuddling instantly.

I wish for more foxes!

[Lyeos]

Granted, our guesses about you were so good that we actually all ended up inside of your house.

Granted, but only if Kevak agrees to it. And we angrily cuddle with everyone.

Granted, they're underwater with no way to get out.

I wish I had the writing skills and motivation to throw together a RtD that heavily features democide, Black and (slightly less black)Gray morality, large cities to explore, masquerades, emphasis on teamwork that gets turned into forced PvP deathmatches at times, soul selling, and a downer ending.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. While they are cuddling, I take the crown they were fighting over. I AM NOW KING OF FG&RP!
Granted. You get your soul replaced with a fox.
Granted. I take it over, and turn it into so much more than it could have been under your GMing.

I wish I was king of FG&RP.

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Now then, what has made you all think I was that age? Superior maturity? Near-impeccable grammar? Infinite intelligence and wisdom? Unending arrogance?