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[WillowLuman]

Granted. You sacrifice yourself to save Gotham from a nuclear blast. For real.

I wish for my very own KSP booster, IRL.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You get a telepathic butler, Alfred, who discovers that you are Batman.

How could this possibly be a bad thing!? Tawarochir, you know there's an unwritten rule that the corruptions must be bad right?


Granted. It collapses & explodes under it's own weight.

I wish for sum kafi.

[Tawa]

Granted. You get sum kafi and drink it, and die because I you misspelled some and coffee.

Granted. You get a telepathic butler, Alfred, who discovers that you are Batman.

How could this possibly be a bad thing!? Tawarochir, you know there's an unwritten rule that the corruptions must be bad right?


Granted. It collapses & explodes under it's own weight.

I wish for sum kafi.

Oh, yes. Ahem.

"Alfred then tells everyone that you are Batman, and are killed when the paparazzi crushes you asking for autographs."

I wish for a sword.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's the 1cm pixelated one from your avatar.

I wish people would stop sharing extremist links on facebook. If I see one more thing from the Tea Party or PETA...

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted, they start sharing them on our nice and comfortable B12 instead. Good job.

I wish for happiness for everybody, free, and let nobody walk away empty-handed..! [/I also wish somebody would get this obscure reference]

[wer6]

Granted, your dreams get crushed as i dont get the reference, but none the less, the wish was granted, however you death was a major involvement of such.

I wish i was a good DM.
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[Darvi]

Granted, you're the best Dead Monkey ever.

I wish for the most happy life ever (without my concept of happiness being warped).

[wer6]

Granted, its short blissful life filled with colors, happiness lots of great food as dream, in a camatose state, with a hitman coming in with a knife readying...

[Darvi]

Granted, you are now, and always were, nothing.

I wish for the next person's wish to not be corrupted.

[wer6]

granted, however that person didnt post a wish.

[Darvi]

Granted, but you never get to make a wish EVER AGAIN.

I wish the people outside would stop partying.

[Tawa]

Granted. They become the people inside (your house) and resume partying.

I wish for an ultrapowerful artifact that can freeze anything in place forever.

[darkpaladin109]

Granted. You receive it, but your arch nemesis Doctor Thiefnstein steals it from you right after you get it and freezes you in place.

I wish that I had all the LEGO's I wanted.

[Tawa]

Granted. Krazy Glue is used to force them all into one big block. Forever. So no one messes with your stuff.

(I assume you made that wish due to understanding my reference.)

I wish that the next three wishes will be spelled backwards.

Your move.

[tahujdt]

Tahw? I t'nod dnatsrednu... Kcuf ouy.
Detnarg, tub ouy tsum daer meht nowd-edispu.

I hsiw ot od llew no eht ecitcarp TCA worromot