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[Erils]

Granted. You get 2 English Pounds worth of cheese spray.

I wish that I had some nice, non-lethal, non-harmful, dark chocolate.

[jaxy15]

Granted. The chocolate itself is not harmful or lethal, but the poison inside is.

I wish for a pet dinosaur.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted.

Take your pick.

I wish for a shrubbery.

[Erils]

Granted. You recieve it and realize that it is very nice. However, the nice men who brought it can't stop talking about it and continue to talk about it even though you ask them to stop it, leading to you repeating it until it destroys you.

I wish Monty Python made more good movies.

[Tawa]

Granted. Unfortunately, due to the fact that several Monty Python members are dead, they are unable to hear your wish and it is never fulfilled.

I wish foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
stuff.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, but all the stuff is broken or junk.

I wish to be octodad

[IronTomato]

Granted. You fall, and you can't get up!

I wish cough syrup didn't taste like crap.

[wer6]

Granted, it instead tastes like rotten eggs!

I wish i had the skill to be a GM, have way to much time on my hands.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. RTD's eat up your life. Seriously though, just start a minimalist RTD and roll with it (no pun intended), it's great fun and practice.

I wish I had time to update my RTD's.

[NAV]

Granted. You lose your job, girlfriend, or flunk out of school. (Whichever fits)

I wish I could play guitar.

[Tawa]

Granted. You can now execute the G chord perfectly. Attempting anything else causes you to pass out.

I wish I was better at DF Fort Mode.

[darkpaladin109]

Granted. You become so good at playing DF that Armok personally teleports you to the world of Dwarf Fortress to serve by his side as an unwilling slave forever.

(HARD MODE ACTIVATED) I wish that I was immortal, didn't need to eat or drink, could teleport, couldn't be killed by weapons and had the best luck in the universe.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, and you get to be the first man on Pluto. How lucky are you! We'll be back in about 300 years when we have the technology to send non-immortals there, be sure to have a report ready!

I wish for bike oil.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

You forgot he can teleport. >.>

Granted. However, you find yourself to be an unthinking robot; the bike oil is for your gears, so you may continue to serve man.


I wish for a telepathic butler.

[Tawa]

Granted. You get a telepathic butler, Alfred, who discovers that you are Batman.

I wish I was batman. Not a DF "bat man".