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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You do great! But it's been replaced with a practical survival test as you're thrown into the deepest part of the Yukon. You've never been the same since.




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[tahujdt]

Granted. However, AIDSWEVGTDEFUJEDFRIEDFUEDEYH.

I wish for two number 2 pencils.

[wer6]

Granted, they are immediately launched into your eyes! It buuurns!

I wish I had a thousand dollars.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Granted. You have absolutely nothing else, not even your own body.

I wish my LEGO shockwave-based death ray wouldn't fall apart if I used it. And yes, I do have a working LEGO death ray.

[4maskwolf]

Granted.  NIce job killing yourself, bud.

I wish that I could go to sleep earlier.

[Tawa]

Granted. You go to sleep right before the goblin invasion starts.

I wish for a dishrag.

[Erils]

Granted. Sadly you are too poor to buy dishes.

I wish for political stability without authoritarian style government.

[Helgoland]

Granted. You're European now.

I wish I was no longer sick, but alive and well.

[Noel.se]

Granted, to remove the the sickness your heart has been hooked up to some devices to keep it beating while the rest of your body has been removed and  thrown into a trash can.

I wish i owned a tome of eldritch lore and could read it without going insane.

[Erils]

Granted. You're European now.

Thats not really a corruption if I'm already European.

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I'm not so the corruption still stands

[4maskwolf]

I wish i owned a tome of eldritch lore and could read it without going insane.

Granted.  Unfortunately, in reading it, you lost your ability to tell anyone about it.

I wish that life was a little easier.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are now a cat. Your entire life revolves around eating and sleeping.

I wish for a green hat. Not barf green or oh-my-god-that-green-is-so-bright-my-eyes-are-burning green, just a sort of natural tone of green.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's shaped like a condom.

I wish for even more "Create a setting" games.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, so many are created that they are considered spam and automatically deleted when found.

heck i wish I were a Cat, that's the best unintentional wish result yet.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You get in a fight with Lenglon and both get picked up by Animal Control.

I wish to hear this song forever, even when I'm dead.