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[Erils]

Granted. You are a perfectly healthy daisy growing in someones backyard. Unfortunately for you, its spring and the bees are coming.

HugoLuman wishes that he was spared from this oncoming flowery nightmare.

[Lenglon]

Granted, all you have to do is read my post and you'll know.

I said:

I wish that I knew what the next wish would be.

Knew is past tense so that answer doesn't really grant the wish. In other words: I wished that I already knew, and you made me know later.

That aside...

I wish people would stop changing my gender back and forth!

Granted. You are henceforth and forever a hermaphrodite.

I wish that I was better at wishing.

>.> you complain about word tenses and make that your wish?
Granted, You used to be better at wishing, now you can't manage to say the word "wish" correctly, let alone complete a sentence or wish at all.

seriously now, don't get started on that please.

Granted. You are a perfectly healthy daisy growing in someones backyard. Unfortunately for you, its spring and the bees are coming.

HugoLuman wishes that he was spared from this oncoming flowery nightmare.

Erlis's blank wish is granted, He swaps bodies with HugoLuman. He's now the daisy. HugoLuman can speak for himself and make his own wishes, partly because I don't want other people trying to do what you tried to do to him, to me.
I wish I had a mouse.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. But it's a used 1980's computer mouse.

I wish this splitting headache would stop.

[Erils]

Granted, but the doctors forget to use anesthetics whilst removing the axe lodged in your skull.

HugoLuman wishes that he was spared from this oncoming flowery nightmare.

HugoLuman can speak for himself and make his own wishes.

I have to wish for other people thanks to this:

I wish that I was better at wishing.

Granted, however, you may only make wishes for other people henceforth.

So...

Lenglon wishes that Erils was able to make wishes for himself henceforth.

[Lenglon]

((Ah, my apologies, missed that.))

I wish that Erils was able to make wishes for himself henceforth

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but he loses his skill at wishing, which was conditional upon him only wishing for others.

I wish people would stop singing the Frozen soundtrack constantly.

[jaxy15]

Granted. They stop SINGING it and start YELLING it.

I wish I could live in a dwarf fortress, as a dwarf. Without dying for at least 20 ingame years.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Welcome to the Horde of Husks.

I wish for breakfast.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you steal my mouse.

I wish I had my breakfast back.

[Helgoland]

Granted. It's already digested.

I wish there were more poop jokes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. There is one more poop joke. Crap. There.

I wish I hadn't eaten Lenglon's used 1980s era computer mouse.

[Erils]

Granted. Lenglon switched it with a real mouse right before you bit into it.

I wish that I had something fun to do.

[jetex1911]

Granted. Jumping out of a plane is fun, right? Did you bring your parachute?

I wish I was a Legendary Reader.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Thank you for agreeing to do this 7AM children's show for the rest of your life. Here is your funny hat. Performance will be live.

I wish for this upcoming convention to be very fun, and not in the DF sense.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

You die laughing.

I wish for this universe and every possible and impossible alternate universe to be destroyed permanently, with no chance for more appearing later, as soon as I say "Muahahahaha".

(Corrupt that, if you will!)