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[Lenglon]

Granted, however, due to the potential for this to cause problems in their reality, several thousand time-traveling dimenstion-hoppers show up as you make the wish, and kill you before you can speak.

I wish for a steak.

[Helgoland]

Granted. Meet Eve!
(Even though that was more of a spare ribs situation.)

I wish I was more motivated to do stuff.

[Lenglon]

Granted. Meet Eve!
(Even though that was more of a spare ribs situation.)

((I don't get the reference, link?))

I wish I was more motivated to do stuff.

Granted, a KGB officer... wait a sec, didn't I...

Granted, a KGB officer is tasked with ensuring that you inform him of everything you know. He refreshes your memory.

...
Yeah, you know what, lets go with it anyway.

Granted, a KGB officer is tasked with ensuring that you stay motivated. He gives you some extra motivation.

anyways, I wish I had some properly cooked and cleaned cow meat.

[Helgoland]

Granted, it's veal.
(Also, Eve like in the bible. From a rib, you know?)

I wish the streets were literally paved with gold.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

The economy collapses. You die from the starvation that ensues.

(if the multiverse had a happy ending, how does that make me being stopped corrupt?)

I wish I could laugh without needing a living body to do so.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It doesn't make any sound, though. Because you have no working lungs.

I wish for a Wii U.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

You become a Wii.

I wish I could undo anything anyone does, by using logic to prove that they have reasoned faultily.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you're now trapped inside a glitch/error free computer, the only place that kind of rigid logic works.

I wish it were lightly snowing.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

It now snows light. You, your home and the entire planet is carved to pieces by a bunch of lasers.

I wish any writer who used "the power of heart" as a narrative device would instantaneously suffer a heart attack.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Your heart bursts out of your chest and runs off to attack the writers of glurge.

I wish my heart had the power of perpetual motion.

[adasdad]

tachycardia



I wish to be omnipotent and omniscient

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You no longer care about such petty concerns as Internet forums.

I wish I'd never seen what a femur that needs hip-replacement looks like.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Granted. All femurs in the world spontaneously dissapear, leaving you unable to walk.

I wish I had a better idea for a wish than just another "I wish I knew what to wish for"-wishes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Here's some LSD.

I wish I knew WTF is going on in C0DA

[Erils]

Sorry I just really wanted to say a very simple corruption to this one:

Spoiler: Dwarf4Explosives Wish (click to show/hide)

I wish for this universe and every possible and impossible alternate universe to be destroyed permanently, with no chance for more appearing later, as soon as I say "Muahahahaha".
(Corrupt that, if you will!)

Granted. However, you lose your voice and are unable to say anything before you finish your wish

Okay, now then

I wish I knew WTF is going on in C0DA

Granted. You suddenly know everything going on in C0DA all at once and your brain explodes.

I wish that people stopped trying to wish wishes intended to beat the wishing corruption system.