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[crazysheep]

You now understand each and every one of them. However, the sheer volume of internet trends causes you to forget simple things, like how to turn on your computer. Congratulations, you now know a lot of things which you can't use easily.

I wish for some snake oil.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, it is a slime made out of snake oil! Beware it's poisonous teeth.

COMBATLOGS:Menacing slime strikes a menacing pose! It bites crazysheep, bruising the muscle. Crazy sheep feels ill, crazy sheep has been struck down.

I wish for slime made out of snake oil and ability to resist poison

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted it jumps down your throat and you suffocate.

I wish to have the meaning of life explained in the next post in this thread.

[adasdad]

noun
1.
the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
2.
the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, especially metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.
3.
the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.
4.
a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.
5.
the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.
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adjective
26.
for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment.
27.
of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions.
28.
working from nature or using a living  model: a life drawing; a life class.

I wish for pie.

[misko27]

Granted, enjoy your food poisoning.

I wish I could have more then one wish.

[Lagslayer]

Granted, but your mind was preoccupied with poisoned pie, so I hope you enjoy that.

I wish for poison pie.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted post again in *looks at watch 15 seconds after your first post.

I wish for humanity to realize we are the biggest morons ever.

[jaxy15]

Granted. However, this realization is enough for people with even the highest self esteem to start committing suicides all over the world. Everyone kills themselves.

I wish fof hsiw I

[Lagslayer]

Granted. Now nobody c ydobon woN .detnarG

I wish the worst wish of all.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted.

I wish I thought up something better for the above.

[jetex1911]

Granted. You figure one that is perfect, but you suddenly forget it.

I wish for Katia Managan's life to get better.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted but better is a relative term so in your eyes and in hers it gets much much worse.

I wish that I had the balls to try and learn Dwarf Fortress.

[Lagslayer]

Granted. Your balls literally get bigger. In fact, they get so big that you start suffering testosterone poisoning and are taken to the hospital, where they are removed. DF is forever barred to you, teasing you with epic tales, but tormenting you with the insurmountable interface.

I wish DF made you grow a beard.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. It makes you grow a full-body beard.

I wish I was the Elemental Plane of Teeth, so that I could bit anything, anywhere, whenever I wanted.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. The Elemental Plane of Teeth only has a portal located in an unknown cavern, and the rip in reality that connects you to this world and the other is very tiny.

You feel hungry, being a mouth stuck in nowhere, with a mouthal orifice so small it couldn't eat a human child.

I wish my grammar stopped worsening.