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adasdad

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11190 on: July 05, 2012, 08:25:02 pm »
granted. however, it still sucks.


I wish that I had a gun.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11191 on: July 05, 2012, 08:56:55 pm »
Granted you look down the barrel.

I wish I had the courage to attempt and the skill to learn DF.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11192 on: July 05, 2012, 09:55:36 pm »
Granted. A highly skillful and courageous person, you go off to save starving children in africa. Then you get eaten by a alligator, cause you have all the skills of a DF player in adventure mode, which is to say, not much.

I wish that I didn't have heart-burn.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11193 on: July 05, 2012, 10:45:50 pm »
Granted. Your heart suddenly feels really cold. So cold, in fact, that it eventually freezes solid, and you die from cardiac arrest.

I wish I was better at Role Playing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11194 on: July 05, 2012, 10:49:53 pm »
Granted but the next part is NSFW.

I wish to become Everyman.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11195 on: July 05, 2012, 10:52:32 pm »
Congrats. Unfortunatly, being every man means your consciousness and soul are torn into countless shreds and spread across every man.

I wish I was an incredibly talented writer.
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« Reply #11196 on: July 06, 2012, 01:35:27 am »
Granted. You spend your whole life as an unappreciated ghostwriter.

I wish for more incorruptible politicians.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11197 on: July 06, 2012, 04:25:47 am »
Granted. While incorruptible, they make generally bad decisions.

I wish I could play John Stumps Death Waltz on the piano.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11198 on: July 06, 2012, 09:11:06 am »
Granted but you don't play it particularly well.

I wish orks weren't fratboys in popular culture.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11199 on: July 06, 2012, 10:02:42 am »
Thanks a lot. Now they're a race of effeminate, short skirt toting ugly green men, who believe they're sexy temptresses.
I wish that mental imagery wasn't so vivid for me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11200 on: July 06, 2012, 10:07:00 am »
Granted, Now it's not mere imagery.

I wish Orcs were all sexy tempters.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11201 on: July 06, 2012, 10:10:59 am »
Granted, all we did was edit the raws to swap the names of elves and orcs.

I wish life made sense.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11202 on: July 06, 2012, 10:13:34 am »
Granted, Turns out Hell is the Magnetic Core and you just froze it over destroying the magnetic field good job.

I wish I could understand bronies.

On second thought I wish I could set the world on fire.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11203 on: July 06, 2012, 10:40:08 am »
Granted, the world is now on fire. And you get to go into a Vault-Tec Vault!

I wish I had some potato chips.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11204 on: July 06, 2012, 11:47:05 am »
Granted. Enjoy your 30-year-old, stale, rancid crisps.

I wish for a tree.
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