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[UristMcWanderer]

Granted. But the pie vaporized in the oven.

I wish I could kill someone with my brain.

[bukitodinos]

The abilty is so awesome you kill yourself


i wish for a penny

[Nega]

Granted. You have now made your best friend penniless, forcing you to have him live with you out of pity. He never gets a job or anything and forces you to to EVERYTHING for him.

I wish Sonic The Hedgehog existed in real life.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted but he still has to fallow our physics. He ends up killing he himself by slamming into a wall.

I wish that I could rename Independence Day the movie to ... something more appropriate.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, it is so perfect your head explodes covering the writings in blood thus ruining them.

I wish for planetside2

[UristMcWanderer]

Granted, but now the planet has a fifth hemisphere and everything is thrown out of whack.

I wish for a dwarf workforce.

[Sirus]

Granted. They sit around, drinking all your booze, before tantruming and killing everyone on your block.

I wish my dog wasn't so scared of fireworks 

[adasdad]

granted. s/he eats a firework and dies. a dozen orphans with chronic dieases get covered in your dogs guts. (the dog had previously eaten ten pounds of gunpowder)


I wish that life was more fun. (note the lowercase "f")

[Devling]

Life became more fun, but then you wished for it to be more fun, but then you got bored and you wished it to be even MORE fun, etc, until Slaanesh is born from decadence and perverts the world, killing billions. Wee.

I wish that I lived in the Warhammer 40k universe. I don't care if I die, I just want to be part of something awesome for like 5 seconds.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

You were shot by commissar Ciaphas Cain for treachery, then your soul was eaten by chaos.

I wish for wh40k

[Devling]

You were shot by commissar Ciaphas Cain for treachery, then your soul was eaten by chaos. Twice.
(also, random note I have Ciaphas Cain, defender of the emporium within arm's reach)

I wish to have all the knowledge of all the books ever.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. The pressure of all the knowledge kills you.

I wish for a good copy of the new WH40K rules.

[Lagslayer]

Granted. It's a lot more like FATAL than you remember.

I wish for a lab in which to perform my mad science experiments.

[crazysheep]

Granted, but it's on Titan. You now need a spacecraft to get there.

I wish my life would straighten itself out.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted it straightens out when you are framed for murder successfully.

I wish I understood internet trends.