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[Lagslayer]

Granted. They are the itchiest socks you have ever worn. You scratch and scratch but it doesn't go away.

I wish DF physics worked in real life.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Granted, all aircraft crash, physicists commit suicide due to the broken second law, and everyone descends into anarchy because all the competent people were on the aircraft.

I wish the minimum IQ level of the world's human population was 200

[Blizzlord]

Granted. To achieve this, the IQ scale was reworked so what used to be 50 is now 200.

I wish I could shuffle every day.

[SoHowAreYou]

You become a blackjack dealer and get shot in a casino robbery.

I wish I could write cynical sci-fi black-comedy.

[X-03]

Granted. You do, and you LOVE it, however, nobody else shares your opinion.

I wish I were an EVIL GENIUS!

[Spinal_Taper]

Unfortunatly, the protagonist of the tale, Action Man subdues you.

I wish I could spell unfortunately right the first time.

[Blizzlord]

Unfortunately that would result in a time paradox of you never wishing to have said it right the first time.
Instead, have a cookie.

I wish blurring the edges of a cutout was simpler to do and had better result.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are so good at blurring the edges of cutouts that millions of photographers storm your house, wishing to know how you do it. You suffocate in the pile of photographers and die.

I wish for fallout 4.

[Lagslayer]

Granted. It had made the full transition to bland FPS.

I wish them damn kids would stop skateboarding on the sidewalk. *shakes cane angrily*

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted now they ride motorcycles.

I wish for World Pieces

[Blizzlord]

Granted. They seemed more interested in your living room anyway. Ninja'd
Granted. Have some dirt.

I wish most people had a good taste in music.

[adasdad]

everyone in the world gains good taste in music, but you gain bad taste. everyone hates you.



I wish that hasbro would release some show-accurate MLP merch.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. They stop all other production and everybody wanting their other toys go berserk and wreck the place.

I wish for a roguelike that has understandable controls.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted turns out hell is actually earths magnetic core and you just froze it over and we all suffer lack of atmosphere.
Granted it is so hard you 99% chance to die on your first step.


I wish the world were a bitter place.

[bukitodinos]

The world stays as is, as its already bitter


I WISH FOR PIE