WASH ALL OF THE DISHES AND DEMAND POT BROWNIES FROM THE POLICE. VERY LOUDLY. USING THE MEGAPHONE I SMUGGLED IN. ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. WHILE SENDING THE PRESIDENT A DEATH THREAT.
[9] You swipe every tray and dish in the place without disturbing a single customer who is eating. those who noticed are so impressed by your work ethnic that they leave large tips on their tables for you. you collect 2000 usd. And then you open your mouth and pull out the Megaphone. . . . . [1] and instantly get tackled by the police who you were about to harass. Hard. Hard enough to break a bone. A hip bone. You now must struggle to walk. (-3 to any actions that require heavy movement) National Television does come, but you don't get an opportunity to make the death threats, because you are suddenly slammed onto the wall, by several of the employees.
Your last words, as blood streams out you and gargles down your mouth is your concern for the cleanliness of the company.
Shoot this guy. . .
Help shoot the Kobold.
(+2 for double teaming. +1 for cop help.) [7+3]
You both open fire. Bullets riddle the wall as they slam through his body. He is torn apart, Alexander Murphy style, and the news captures it all. [-2 for violent acts on a well liked employee. -1 for newsworthiness. +1 for police involvement.) [6-2] The news eats it up, and it becomes impossible to cover over. Try as you might. The police officers who were guarding are fired for the incident, and no longer can stay around here. There are also several lawsuits made against the company itself due to customer endangerment.
The Chain Manager is not pleased at all.
. . . . fry his body.
You try to fry his body into something edible that will make this all go away. (-2 on the news, -2 for odd food, +1 for cover of fast food)
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10-3] Everyone Watches in horror, but one brave soul tries it. And he becomes inthralled with the flavor and texture. More and more people begin to eat your masterpiece, and you sell it for high amounts of money. The news goes from a violent shooting to the greatest restaurant ever. The
Don Chain Manager even comes by to congratulate you and raise your income. you now make double of what you were making before. You even understand how to fry living things, better, now. Hell, the 'PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED CITIES OF THE WESTERN PART OF THE SPHERE WE CALL LAND' comes and approves of the meal. . . . .but, you also gain notice of the Ninja Dojo place.
Send in the spies