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Shall we wait for Blaze to get back, since he has a major roll?

Gladly. He has a major roll
- 4 (44.4%)
Yeah, I guess, but there should be no major rolls in a RTD
- 1 (11.1%)
No, But I we should keep his roll in this RTD in mind
- 4 (44.4%)
No.  And there should be no major rolls in an RTD
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: February 15, 2015, 08:57:25 pm


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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #75 on: February 20, 2015, 07:24:37 pm »

I am the manager, working for the don chain owner.

Start shooting the incompetent employee's that caused this to happen.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #76 on: February 20, 2015, 08:08:38 pm »

I an the jack-of-all-trades specialty dishwashery and cashiery. I work for McV with intention to go up into the mafia under the command(?) of the donchain manager. I also own a high powered hunting rifle and regularly go into shooting competitions.

Go to cops and tip them off about the other fast food chains doing stuff.

When this is completed, write a letter to the chain manager. "Dear chain manager, I have decided to join the police force to corrupt them towards our causes, whatever they may be. If you need a favor, just ask"
« Last Edit: February 20, 2015, 11:39:17 pm by Insanegame27 »
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

Ozarck

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #77 on: February 20, 2015, 08:37:42 pm »

I am the former assistant manager, now neophyte necromancer, assigned to take orders from the manager, after decidedly NOT being shot for incompetent ... errr .. "acquisitions."
Stand out of the lines of fire. Examine the situation. In particular, look for dead / dying beings to necromant. Being unarmed, I will only assist the manager with logistics and moral support for the moment. That said act on any non-suicidal order the manager gives.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #78 on: February 21, 2015, 03:57:18 pm »

Make a super vest to threaten them all at once.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Yourmaster

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #79 on: February 21, 2015, 06:20:50 pm »

I'm the fry cook who's found use of my "moral flexibility" to make great food. I work for the mafia mcviolent corporation. I also have a wood leg and two spatula hands.
Go out to my parent's house and ask if they can get me some better prosthetics.
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

poketwo

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #80 on: February 21, 2015, 06:46:21 pm »

I AM SUPERPOSED CUSTOMER THAT IS ACTUALLY WORKING FOR SOMEONE CALLED ACHMED TRYING TO FIND A DEVICE THAT ALLOWS SOMEONE TO EAT THE ENTIRE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE BECAUSE A TYRANID HIVE TYRANT CALLED ACHMED AND ACHMED PROMISED HE DO THE ABOVE.
CONTINUE TO TRY TO FIND A DEVICE THAT ALLOWS SOMEONE TO EAT THE ENTIRE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #81 on: February 21, 2015, 09:03:19 pm »

Use the flamethrower on the njanas dojo.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #82 on: March 06, 2015, 01:38:40 am »

shameless bump
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

zomara0292

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2015, 06:51:49 pm »

Letting you know that i am writing the turn, but i had to visit my mother at the hospital, so it wont be finished until late tonight .
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #84 on: March 15, 2015, 03:20:41 am »

((Wonder what strange planet has nights 5 days long?))
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Insanegame27

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Re: Roll to Serve
« Reply #85 on: March 21, 2015, 06:27:01 am »

((Wonder what strange planet has nights 5 days long?))


((Ditto this))
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Power/metagaming RL since Birth/Born to do it.
Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.
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