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How highly would you rate the leadership of your Mission Group?

Very highly, perfect commander, fearless and dedicated to The Computer above all else.
Highly, strong-willed and brave, role model
Average: no outstanding traits
Lowly: shirks duty, afraid of battle
Treasonous: cowardly conduct, suspicious actions, unwillingness to pursue leads on commie scum. Should be executed.

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Kassire

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #135 on: February 02, 2015, 06:03:03 pm »

Teddy-R
Walk behind Croc-R to support his investigation of the crate
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #136 on: February 02, 2015, 06:54:34 pm »

Wei-R
Wei-R's usually happy face turned into one of seriousness and confusion.

"I am not one to usually question a superior officer, but, did you just 'Meow'? Such thing isn't normal, and, and not normal usualy means mutant. And my pal does not look kindly on mutants. So I dont.
holds carefully on to the papers given to me as I slowly edge myself to one of the weapoms on the floor, next to a corpse.

The shape of Johnny-B is no longer at the window. Clearly he has fled your incipient wrath to inflict traitorous mewing on heroic loyal other Troubleshooter teams.

The form looks like the usual 'cursed be ye who breaketh yon cone rifle/ into the vats he goeth" deal. Man, you love Shakesbot.
A paragraph catches your eye:
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...and the signee is to be held responsible for any and all injuries incurred by use if the Mission Equipment, up to and including bruising, swelling, cysts, lumps, bumps, warts, tumours, nausea, vomiting, hair loss, tooth loss, sight loss, loss of bowel control, lack of vowel control, blindness, deafness, loss of touch sensations, chemical poisoning, irradiation, mutilation, evisceration, broken shin bones, broken spines, limb loss, third-degree burns, vomiting soap bubbles, death, spontaneous inciberation, and clone family death.

Check out the crate.
Teddy-R
Walk behind Croc-R to support his investigation of the crate
Croc-R investigates the crate. Teddy-R stands behind him as he does so.

A soft ticking picks up from the sealed case.

Teddy-R is now standing more behind his colleague.
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Kassire

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #137 on: February 02, 2015, 06:56:54 pm »

Teddy-R
Check on what the ticking is
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #138 on: February 02, 2015, 06:59:39 pm »

Joe-R

Look at the dead intsec goons to see what color they are.

Say to the still living guard,
"Congratulations on saving us from those traitorous assassins!  Your such a brave, skilled and loyal citizen! What is your name, I will be sure to mention your dedication to protecting trouble shooters.  May I search those traitorous commies you gunned down for evidence of their crimes?"

Put my scroll chit under my shirt through the neck hole for safekeeping, holding the pen and Mission Equipment Liability Voucher Form in the other.  Check for my weapon.

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #139 on: February 02, 2015, 07:09:59 pm »

Wei-R
My friend computer cares about us so muh that he leaves us to lo learn of our fate without holding our hands to much. Well, come on 666-13. Time for us all to get our gifts!
goes to the crate
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #140 on: February 02, 2015, 07:15:22 pm »

Crock-R
Look in the crate.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #141 on: February 03, 2015, 05:45:13 pm »

Wei-R
My friend computer cares about us so muh that he leaves us to lo learn of our fate without holding our hands to much. Well, come on 666-13. Time for us all to get our gifts!
goes to the crate
Teddy-R
Check on what the ticking is
Crock-R
Look in the crate.

As you gingerly open the ticking crate, you are suprised by a small box on legs bouncing up and out of the crate, leaping onto and perching on Wei-R-DAL's head. It emits a constant ticking.
 Hi! I'm Clicky the Chronobot, here to count the time down! 19 hours fifty-seven minutes to go, and it's looking swell!
Inside the crate is another crate with a padlock, a big box with some sort of plates sticking outta the top, a saxophone, an oil drum marked "Petroleum Jelly", a small box with a lid on, and a sea of marbles. There is also a device which looks like a snail with a handle (Knowing what a snail is is treason), two laser rifles, some sort of gun, and a big tank with some kind of dispenser attatched.

Joe-R

Look at the dead intsec goons to see what color they are.

Say to the still living guard,
"Congratulations on saving us from those traitorous assassins!  Your such a brave, skilled and loyal citizen! What is your name, I will be sure to mention your dedication to protecting trouble shooters.  May I search those traitorous commies you gunned down for evidence of their crimes?"

Put my scroll chit under my shirt through the neck hole for safekeeping, holding the pen and Mission Equipment Liability Voucher Form in the other.  Check for my weapon.
The goons were in Red, ill-fitting jumpsuits and armor. Fresh trainees, you guess.
Fast Talk (Chutzpah) [20!]
"Hey howdy there fellow thanks for killiing all your pals hey it's a shame to leave all these guns lying around mind if i take them and of course their boots and their clothes and the- Hey, don't point that gun at me, I need this stuff for my secret soci-... -e... ty?   
Crap."
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #142 on: February 03, 2015, 06:14:57 pm »

Crock-R
Get the Tank + despenser, and a few marbles.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Kassire

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2015, 06:16:07 pm »

Take a rifle, the device, and the weird gun
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #144 on: February 03, 2015, 06:25:03 pm »

I would just like to mention that the previous announcement was made in a loud, clear voice, not a whisper to the guard. That's why it's here in the thread.

Generally the thread is where things lots of you encountered might be found. PM is generally 1 on 1 or secrets.
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Kassire

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #145 on: February 03, 2015, 06:29:50 pm »

Teddy-R
"S-secret society? My good s-sir, that is t-treason! You have f-failed your good friend C-computer!"
Draw my laser pistol and point it at Joe-R
« Last Edit: February 03, 2015, 06:36:14 pm by Kassire »
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #146 on: February 03, 2015, 06:33:40 pm »

You can't shoot someone on the same turn as picking up a gun, so if you wanted to blast someone (nobody in particular, I'm sure) this turn, you'd need to use the pistol.))
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Kassire

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #147 on: February 03, 2015, 06:35:40 pm »

((Fair enough, will edit rifle with pistol I guess))
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #148 on: February 03, 2015, 11:01:55 pm »

Wei-R
Take all three boxes, pocket some marbles too, and take the petroleum jelly.

Do I even know what jelly is? I am sure its food. Sounds like food.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #149 on: February 03, 2015, 11:17:57 pm »

Wellis-R
Take some marbles and a laser rifle.
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