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How highly would you rate the leadership of your Mission Group?

Very highly, perfect commander, fearless and dedicated to The Computer above all else.
Highly, strong-willed and brave, role model
Average: no outstanding traits
Lowly: shirks duty, afraid of battle
Treasonous: cowardly conduct, suspicious actions, unwillingness to pursue leads on commie scum. Should be executed.

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NAV

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #120 on: February 01, 2015, 07:26:12 pm »

Dodge
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #121 on: February 01, 2015, 10:04:42 pm »

Wellis- R

((Rolled a 9.
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Wellis manages to avoid the lasers with relative ease.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2015, 11:22:49 pm by Pencil_Art »
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #122 on: February 01, 2015, 11:06:59 pm »

Wei-R

Dances gracefully between the lasers, a broad smile on my face, almost as if I am taking this a a simple game of predictions.

"Oh thank you sirs! This is a grand way to stretch out our muscles before the mission starts!"
because I cant figure out how to post images themselves, properly, on a phone.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #123 on: February 01, 2015, 11:48:19 pm »

Ga-R just barely fails to dodge the lasers.

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #124 on: February 02, 2015, 12:10:45 am »

Crock-R easily avoids all the lasers.
((Rolled a 2, with a real d20.))
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #125 on: February 02, 2015, 02:46:59 am »

Joe-R

Fling myself into a corner then huddle up into a ball as small as possible.
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #126 on: February 02, 2015, 11:29:43 am »

Ga-R just barely succeeds in dodging the lasers.
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #127 on: February 02, 2015, 01:59:12 pm »

Blud-R fails too dodge in any way shape or form and gets hit full blast because I'm dropping out.
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #128 on: February 02, 2015, 03:43:08 pm »

Teddy-R
Teddy-R dodges the lasers with a quick jerk, duck, and jump

((Rolled a seven))
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #129 on: February 02, 2015, 04:55:30 pm »

Everyone flings the self around the room or crawls into corners in a big pile. Blud-R and his five clones who had just walked in for some reason crumple to the ground, nicely roasted. There's a series of clatters as all but one guard collapse.

Jonnie-B-GUD seems unimpressed, and in fact unfazed, and picks up as if nothing had happened.

"Mission equipment is provided in crate in the next room either to be taken and opened later or handed out mow preferably the first when you have signed."

A clerk appears, edging his way around corpses, and hands the survivors a Mission Equipment Liability Voucher Form each, along with a pen.

"the form you will proceed to R&D main ."

"labs they are expecting you and have prepared your equipment appropriately."


As you peer in through the clamshell doors, you can see a squat crate , black and charred, sitting in a shallow blast crater.
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #130 on: February 02, 2015, 05:26:34 pm »

Wei-R
Wei-R's usually happy face turned into one of seriousness and confusion.

"I am not one to usually question a superior officer, but, did you just 'Meow'? Such thing isn't normal, and, and not normal usualy means mutant. And my pal does not look kindly on mutants. So I dont.
holds carefully on to the papers given to me as I slowly edge myself to one of the weapoms on the floor, next to a corpse.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #131 on: February 02, 2015, 05:37:10 pm »

post to watch, this is hilarious.
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #132 on: February 02, 2015, 05:41:52 pm »

Teddy-R
"Whew, that got the b-blood pumping! Perhaps w-we should check out t-the crate, maybe hand it t-to R&D. But I concur, to R&D-D."

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #133 on: February 02, 2015, 05:48:50 pm »

ptw and possibly waitlisting.
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters their equipment
« Reply #134 on: February 02, 2015, 05:57:37 pm »

Check out the crate.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.
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