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How highly would you rate the leadership of your Mission Group?

Very highly, perfect commander, fearless and dedicated to The Computer above all else.
Highly, strong-willed and brave, role model
Average: no outstanding traits
Lowly: shirks duty, afraid of battle
Treasonous: cowardly conduct, suspicious actions, unwillingness to pursue leads on commie scum. Should be executed.

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Author Topic: Re: PARANOIA [dead] - In which the party is on indefinite hiatus  (Read 23268 times)

zomara0292

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #105 on: February 01, 2015, 02:21:00 am »

"Our confidences in our ability to serve effectively is unwavering! Sir."
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Dorsidwarf

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #106 on: February 01, 2015, 04:30:26 am »

"Good. Now, as I'm sure you aren't aware, R&D and the Armed Forces have been collaborating in the creation of a new type of warbot. I'm going to hand you over to Jonnie-B-GUD-3 here, who will brief you further and assign you your eq- damn it, looks he started already. You still there? Good, 'cause I'm giving the mike to Jonnie-B, and then I'm off, okay? got a meeting with Ans-U-MEE in, uh..

Bye!..


There is a faint hiss of static over the mike, and then a second voice comes, even as one of the shadows behind the plastglass vanishes.

"..just make sure you are beyond the blast radius if or when this comes to pass."

Looks like he's gotten started already.
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #107 on: February 01, 2015, 04:52:33 am »

Ga-R listens on closely.
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zomara0292

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #108 on: February 01, 2015, 07:12:02 am »

Wei-R
Stares and nodds furiously, paying too much attention.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Kassire

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #109 on: February 01, 2015, 07:24:06 am »

Teddy-R
Teddy-R listens to what is said, while rubbing his glabella
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #110 on: February 01, 2015, 10:29:37 am »

Crock-R stares intensely at Jonnie-B and listens.
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #111 on: February 01, 2015, 12:58:07 pm »

Joe-R

Joe-R looks around the room a bit inattentively, shoulders slumped.

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #112 on: February 01, 2015, 03:43:04 pm »

"Now that you understand how to safely use your mission equipment after this briefing you will take it and report immediately to Research and development where you will be asssignewd equipment to assist you in guarding the new experimental Warbot Model 225 Mark IV field."

"Testing on the new warbot will begin in precisely twenty hours fr twenty hours you will be responsible for the safety of the Model 225 Marv IV after the twenty hours a representative from R&D will arrive to take charge."

"Of the Mark IV we have no indication that a sabotage attempt will occur but we're taking no chances wile you are on this mission your code"

"Name will be Mission Group 666-13 also depending on your performance you may recieve an invitiation to the field test courtesy of Research and Design at this point please select a mission leader."
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #113 on: February 01, 2015, 03:54:25 pm »

Joe-R

"I think the leader should be the be who best understood the briefing.  I did not really understand the commands.  What about you Ga-R?"

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #114 on: February 01, 2015, 04:00:45 pm »

Teddy-R
"I-I think we should h-have Wei-R as our t-team leader."
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #115 on: February 01, 2015, 04:30:34 pm »

Wei-R
"I will be far more than happy to lead us to de-I mean Victory, as we make sure the Mark Four completes its test run! I am sure this will be a routine mission for us all."
Smiles wide and big with absolute understanding of nothing that is going on.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #116 on: February 01, 2015, 05:19:17 pm »

Wei-R
"I will be far more than happy to lead us to de-I mean Victory, as we make sure the Mark Four completes its test run! I am sure this will be a routine mission for us all."
Smiles wide and big with absolute understanding of nothing that is going on.
You'll be acting as mission leader for the entirety of this mission your team's codename is 666-13 as mission leader your special equipment consists."

"Of one Chronobot which will count down the time."
"Remaining in your mission starting right now from the twenty hour mark your."


"Chronobot will announce the time on the hour now all of you will recieve your security permits"


One of the Goons hands out scroll-like chits, with your names at the bottom.


"A security perimeter has been marked in yellow line around the mark IV absolutely no one may cross the line without authorisation only Citizens with security"

"Permits are allowed to pass."
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions new underwear
« Reply #117 on: February 01, 2015, 05:51:22 pm »

"W-When shall we be allowed to r-request equipment?"
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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party requisitions orders.
« Reply #118 on: February 01, 2015, 06:04:02 pm »

"All mission equipment will be provided to you shortly you.

He turns to Ga-R.

"Will be designated as Loyalty officer this mission it is very important."

"To maintain loyalty on a mission as such inportance as this."


The clamshell door on the right of the room suddenly slams opens with a
BWARP BWARP BWARP BWARP.

The goons spook and fire laser rifles chaotically at moving things. The silvered walls if the briefing room provide great reflectivity. The well-trained twitchy guards are hit by the rebound, and immediately open fire on their reflections with glorious precision, filling the room with rays of searing light.

All: Roll beneath your agility minus 2 to dodge the lasers going everywhere.

« Last Edit: February 01, 2015, 06:10:14 pm by Dorsidwarf »
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Kassire

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Re: PARANOIA [Begun] - In which the party encounters enthusiastic IntSec goons
« Reply #119 on: February 01, 2015, 06:32:58 pm »

((Do we just post the roll?))
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